If you could have a completely useless superpower, what would it be?

[Forest_Knight]

The ability to care.

 

[Faliara]

To fly like Jackson Overland! ... In the movie Rise of the Guardians, Jackson Overland is Jack Frost's real name.

 

[Lupus_Stevens]

The power to fly!

(Once)

 

[Enderfive]

I want to be able to turn my hair to whatever I want.

 

[myusername22]

The power to turn out the sun.

Edit: nvm I hope I never get that I would probably kill us all . I wish to have the power to kill people and have them respawn exactly where they died with no memory of what happened.

 

[Toiletprincess]

I'd have the power of being able to eat anything, anywhere, anytime..

ANYTHING.

 

[Edgar Harford]

I'd have a bladder with an infinite capacity...

 

[anshulgamer]

To destroy anything by just winking at it followed by some goofy dance moves

 

[Higanimitsu]

Infinite jelly bears in my pocket ._.

 

[Swate]

The ability to turn orange juice into deodorant!

 

[Duffie]

Infinite jelly bears in my pocket ._.

Surely, you mean jelly babies.

 

[myusername22]

I would have the power to fly on the second Sunday of every december in a year ending with the number 7 so far as I did not go over a centimeter off the ground

 

[BiggestKirbyFan]

The ability to turn anything into a potato

 

[Superchops]

The power to prolapse my colon.

On demand.

 

[FrenchSanta12]

Change red apples to green apples and the opposite.

 

[mariosatr]

When I finish a discussion, or leave a building, evaporate in smoke for a dramatic exit.

 

[Pim]

Hm, the ability to turn your feet into hands.

 

[Chips]

I wish to have the power to kill people

Um.

Anyways, I would have the ability to summon ice cubes into any drink.

 

[Shinyshark]

The power to make myself smell great and make myself look awesome.
I don't have it yet :c

 

[namelessgirl]

The power to get inside any TV Show/Movie/Book. <3

I can already do that. It's called daydreaming,

Anyway, I'd have the ability to dream about whatever I wanted overnight.

 

[mariosatr]

From Starcraft 2:
The power to, when I die, turn into a pile of rocks and no-one knows why.

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Rock_pillar

 

[Edgar Harford]

I would have the ability to slide and pose at the same time...
oh wait...

 

[paceboys]

The power to breathe.
Oxygen is for squares.

 

[Oak Milk]

The power to grow old

 

[Alisha]

I shall become....

MELTMAN

With the power to....MELT!