If you could have a completely useless superpower, what would it be?

[Amorix]

Climb ladders faster.

 

[DarkHender]

In real life? snap my fingers and food appears. ( The food Im thinking of obviously c: )

 

[IQD]

Mentally broadcast insults into the mind of the person next to me, in any voice of my choosing.

 

[Dess]

Touch anything and it becomes water (yes ANYTHING)

 

[DarkHender]

Touch anything and it becomes water (yes ANYTHING)

so if you touched a human they'd turn into a water person? omg so cool.

 

[Dess]

But your clothes too

so if you touched a human they'd turn into a water person? omg so cool.

 

[Mccuish]

i wold have the power to make food appear with that snap of a finger :D

 

[hihihilolHI]

Win any argument.

 

[Nottykitten]

Transform into any kind of feline whenever I want.
However... this can be pretty usefull. [Any superpower is really]

 

[Vatowski]

To be able to do nothing. Take that Nottykitten

 

[JohnOgozalek]

The ability to not procrastinate for hours on the forums!

 

[digi]

I need the power to tolerate idiots.

...that and the power to have a never ending supply of chocolate.

 

[Nottykitten]

To be able to do nothing. Take that Nottykitten

It would be very usefull if you are sleepy but can't get to sleep, you will just use your power and do nothing and everything feels better! Take that vati! Everything has a use.

 

[Mooglie]

I need the power to tolerate idiots.

asdfg you stole mine. Looking at it, that's not really useless!

 

[Wimali]

Convert minecraft worlds & servers into IRL 34567.18b

 

[Tiger437]

I would have the power to be a bawoon. c:

 

[hihihilolHI]

I would have the power to be a bawoon. c:

Pop

 

[mariosatr]

The power to prevent my personal feelings and habits from having a bad impact on my life (which they currently do by a long shot). If I eradicated that, I'd be leagues ahead in my classes, and maybe even not a failure in life.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

the power to be me :D

 

[Jeercrul]

To create a clone for myself so that I can sleep for as long as I want while the clone does things for me ;D

 

[HarmakAnna]

Create eggs from mid air to throw at random people on the street

 

[Ansoro2112]

The power to get inside any TV Show/Movie/Book. <3

 

[ealev]

The power to be lazy and never get fat. :3

 

[MDooley15]

I think I'd want the power of Bullshit.

 

[eviltomb]

slightly acidic bodily fluids. as gus of roosterteeth put it, "watch and be amazed as I, over the course of three years, dissolve half a centimeter of metal."