What was the most badass thing you've ever done?

[gettinthere]

People in this thread:

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

I'm not a badass

As for me...once during a Humans vs. Zombies game, we were trapped inside a building with a zombie swarm outside. Two other brave souls and I stepped outside and took on the swarm. We got overrun, but we were able to make enough of a dent that the other humans could later make a break for it. It was awesome.

(If your school does Humans vs. Zombies, I highly recommend participating. It's an experience unlike any other!)

 

[UltimateBudgie]

That moment where you don't even have a badass moment, because you're just that plain.

You're so not badass that it makes you a badass.

 

[Brave]

Went to
7/11
then.
Asked what year it was
The lady said 2013
I was like
"I DID IT!!!"

 

[anshulgamer]

One time, at primary (or elementary for you Americans) school, our teachers told us we had to be dismissed after eating lunch, and I really needed to use the toilet. Like, like, really. But there were no teachers around. (I was extremely obedient, and refused to go use the toilet until I got dismissed by the teacher).

I waited...
and waited...
and waited...
AND WAITED...
AND WAITED...
AND WAITED...

Until it got to the point where I didn't need to go anymore... *cough* wasn't my fault *cough*

If only my teachers knew how much respect I had for them back then.

What was badass in that? xD

 

[rosekill]

i once played call of duty and i killed a man.

 

[Terre936]

Walked trough a wet floor sign, because whenever I see one, it's NEVER WET.

 

[myusername22]

Walked straight into a sliding glass door because it was so clean I didn't see the glass and thought it was open.

 

[Notme]

-snip-

They should remove PvP from schools.

On topic: I suggested once to remove PvP... IRL in Blocktopia forums!

 

[Superchops]

The most badass thing I ever did on Blocktopia was wait on top of the map on Zombie (can't remember which map) and jump down onto a human, zombifying him instantly. It was a drop of like 50 blocks, and it felt great.

IRL? I don't even know. Badass things rarely happen in the UK countryside.

 

[MikeTang]

This one played Minecraft with a 256x256 texturepack; without MCPatcher or Optifine.
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For about 2 minutes before my computer lit on fire and opened the portal to many doors until this thread was at the very end of chains of doors.
*plot twist on my own comment*: There was really no end. It kept going and going. Please send help.

 

[Amorix]

I suplexed a train friend in the pool.

 

[Txboy1234]

Hey everyone! I squashed a ant today!

 

[Da Jinks]

Hey everyone! I squashed a ant today!

MURDERER

 

[Swate]

Well, in Team Fortress we played a no-respawn match of Medieval and I killed everyone on the team as a Sniper, with no teammates dying, giving us a flawless victory. (Was a 10v10 match.) I got like two taunt kills.

*cough*nerd*cougHghhghhBhhzadfhjj*
*Hhrururhuurrrkk*badass*ahCOUGH9($$28;&-&*

 

[DaniGrenade]

I am so BadAss that I shit rainbows.... AND I DON'T CLEAN IT UP.

 

[Swate]

I am so BadAss that I shit rainbows.... AND I DON'T CLEAN IT UP.

 

[Solis22]

I punched the son of the Director in his face and I got suspended for 1 week. I still feel good for doing that.

 

[nitasu987]

This one time when I was playing Skyrim, I was doing the Thieves Guild Dwemer Museum Quest and I rapid-fire sniped the guards who come looking for you after you get the rubbings.

 

[Da Jinks]

I am so BadAss that I shit rainbows.... AND I DON'T CLEAN IT UP.

Five guys is so delicious, just like that review of it.

 

[Notme]

I nuked my friends base on Solitude, when they all died next day after I found them. There were like 5 - 10 people living here.