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AFTER YOU TALK ABOUT THE HACKER CAN I DO A THING THING ABOUT THE POINT OF VEIW OF TOILETTTTTTTT THE NEXT DAY? A DAY WITH THE HYPER NOM NOM HALF WOLF!

Edit: OMG I'VE BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC RECENTLY AND JUST NOW I NOTICE THAT THAT DRAGON THINGY THING IN FALI'S SIGNATURE IS DISCORD!!!!!!
 

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AFTER YOU TALK ABOUT THE HACKER CAN I DO A THING THING ABOUT THE POINT OF VEIW OF TOILETTTTTTTT THE NEXT DAY? A DAY WITH THE HYPER NOM NOM HALF WOLF!

Edit: OMG I'VE BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC RECENTLY AND JUST NOW I NOTICE THAT THAT DRAGON THINGY THING IN FALI'S SIGNATURE IS DISCORD!!!!!!
Sure Toilet, I'm having trouble managing 2 threads at once. And wait, is it? I got the goat throwing the lemon from searching for combustible lemons :/
 

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A day with Toiletprincess the hyper half wolf!

I wake up and immediately jump out of bed, hyper already.
"HEY GUYS WAKE UPPPPPPP!" I yell as I jump on Faliara. She groans and pushes me off of her.
"Too tired.. Gotta go back to sleep," she mumbles, sounding annoyed.
"NOOOOO WAKE UPPP YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOOLL!"
In saying that, she jumps out of bed to go have a shower. Kylie is waiting patiently in the line, nomming on some pancakes while she waits for Faliara to get out of the shower.
It doesn't matter, I'll have a shower after school. TO THE BREAKFAST HAALLL!
On the way I see mintie and instantly tackle her, eating her hair.

"Toilettttttt," She whines, "Stop eating my haaaiiirrr."
"But its so minty fresh!!" I pout, sticking out my bottom lip. She laughs at me, shaking her head and we head to the hall and join Kylie, Fali and some others at a table. While Faliara shovels in eggs Kylie devours a.. IS THAT MY SHOE? I grabbed my shoe out of Kylie's hand and I examine it, slightly annoyed.
"Kyyyyylieeeeee," I drawl, "Whyy would you eat my shoeeeeeeee?"

She giggles, pointing at Faliara. "She hid hers, and I wanted a snack!" I pout, trying to make her feel bad and it nearly works.. But now it's time to go to class so I stop my whining and head to class.
"OWNER!" I yell, tackling Mr Zombles.
He chuckles and pours some milk into a bowl, when he does, I devour the milk..and the bowl with it. What? Its tasty! I see Kylie looking slightly sad and Faliara looking angry as she holds a ruined school book in her hand.

"KYLIE!" Faliara moans, "WHY WOULD YOU EAT MY SCHOOL BOOK!"
"Beeeeecaaaauuseee itssss TAAAAASSSTTYYYYY!" I yell at her, making the class laugh at my hyperness.
Later..
After class I spot Faliara rushing to the principal's office, looking worried.
"FAAAAAAALI!"
She doesn't stop, she doesn't even look at me, which is strange.
"FAAAAAALIAAAARAAAAA!"

She continues on, not even seeming to notice my presence.
I run up to her, confused, and tackle her. "Toilet, what is it!" She asks in a please-hurry-up tone.
"Um.. where are you going to?" I ask, kind of upset at her reaction.
"To the principal's office," She replies, softer now.
"Whhhyyyyy?"
"To report a hacker."
"Which one? That PedoPizza one?"
"Yeah, I'm really worried. You were there, remember?"

"Uh huh."
"Want to come with me? You can help me describe what happened."
"Ooookkaaayy!"

We hurried to the office, nervous.
"Mr Wilson!" We knock at his door frantically, hoping his in.
"Yes girls?" He opens the door, smiling but that soon fades when he sees the frantic look on our faces..
"Come in, come in girls. Tell me, what's the matter?" He says urgently, sitting at his desk with a.. GIANT coffee cup.

Okay, let's explain this. one day, a kid called xXPedoPizzaManXx came on to our own Lava Survival server. He didn't do anything for afew rounds, but that's because there were staff on. When the staff left, however, is when he started getting strange. First, I saw him 'flying', or atleast it looked like it. He was going up up up, but he insisted to was just him respawning. I didn't believe him, but, it WAS a possibility, as he was falling a small distance, going up, than doing the same but going up further. So I let it slip. Later, during the same round I believe, he asked Faliara if she could use commands like /ban, /freeze, /kick, etc. This is the point I wished I hadn't answered. Because I said "No, Faliara can't use commands as she is not a Trusted+" His reply was "So I can hack." And when he says that, he starts flying, going incredibly fast AND noclipping. We were all frantically trying to get a staff member on, and eventually we got xgen on, but all he could do was kick him. The hacker was off the server but during the next round, it said he'd said something strange in the IRC, and we knew he'd hacked it. Eventually xgen got trngl on and he banned him, who was apparently all ready banned in many communitied for the same reason.
BACK TO THE STORY!

"Tlkjnbhcfgdjkjhnbjhj," We both answer, talking so fast it comes out as some random jibberish.
"Girls, slow down. One at a time please."
"Theresahackerintheschoolandhewasflyingaroundandgoingthroughwallsandstuff."
"I see.." He answers, deep in thought, "We must gather an emergency assembly."
Faliara stands there with her mouth agape in shock.

"How di.. How did you UNDERSTAND that?" She says, looking ridiculously confused.
"I've known Toilet for afew years, you grow to understand." He answers casually.
I grab Faliara by the shirt and drag her out of the room. Hey, she wasn't exactly moving herself. Wilson drags us both onto the stage, and Oh MY GOSH ITS LOUUDD. Everyone is murmuring about what the assembly might be for and eyeing me and Faliara strangely..

I see DarkHender in the crowd and resist the tugging urge to go and eat her hair...
Subconsciously, I find myself eating the microphone, cable and all..
"T..TOILET!" Wilson shakes his head, looking amused, "I need to make a 'Eaten by Toilet and Kylie list."

I do my puppy dog eyes, hey, being a half wolf is useful when getting out of tough situations. Cute yourself out.. or eat yourself out. Whichever works best.
He sighs and laughs at me. "You know that doesn't work on me." I pout, crossing my arms over my chest.

"Listen up, students and teachers!" The hall goes quiet, "Since Toilet has eaten the microphone, your going to have to listen carefully, and NOT talk to each other while doing so."

"There is a dire situation at hand, students, sadly, I've heard the new from these two girls.." He gestures to us, "That there is a hacker at our school."
There are shocked gaps coming from the crowd, and I see Kylie eating Asian's pillow, but shes chewing slowly. I look at her, pouting and she rolls her eyes and rips it in half, tossing half to me. I chew happily, remembering an old friend is coming back tomorrow, hopefully it's not as dramatic as this one. I see Asian look at me and Kylie and recognise what we're eating, her face going red. Uh oh.

"Now we must act quickly and.." He was interrupted by DarkHender whispering in his ear, "Oh, thats terrible, it seems the prefects have gone on a field trip! We're going to have to deal with this on our own.."
It seems the whole crowd gasps and a surge of murmuring and worried whispering comes up. "We must act," Wilson continues, "And fast, before---" He was cut off by the sound of the IRC speaker come on. It's blurting out random jibberish.

Oh no, he's hacked the IRC.. what will he do next? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!

Same ending as the one that was randomly deleted yesterday.. DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK, HEY!
 

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID COMPUTER KJHTFGVSDWRTFYUHIO I GIVE UP ;-;
Some one else can type the rest ..

Edit: I might do it later, once I calm down but I was SOOOOOOO happy with the one I did and I was JUST about to post it. Stupid forums..
 

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Toiletprincess, I shall now write in this special occasion during New Year, where Aksu returns. Oh, now you want to know why this thing isn't cyan? Because for some reason when I change the colour from cyan to black, when I type it just stays plain black. *sigh* Well, now you know, when I can use cyan again, I will. Time for the return of Aksu the Derp!​

The Return of Aksu and the Late Happy New Year Day
I yawn loudly.

Again.

Toilet jumps up and down, up and down. I take a shower and wear my school clothes, go off to the cafeteria, and then I sat at the usual spot. I eat my eggs while Kylie eats... Wait a minute...

"THAT'S MY NINTENDO STYLUS!!!" I scream out, very annoyed. I love my nintendo. And the nintendo stylus makes it easier to play certain games. Why that of all things?
"Really?" she said with confusion. I banged my head on the table. That nintendo stylus was very expensive.

"I thought it was a candy cane."
Why would you thing that-" I said, then stopped. It was a candy cane. I headbanged again. How could I mistake a candy cane for a nintendo stylus? Because Kylie and Toilet eats everything.

So then I went to the class. I hummed a little song. Because today someone that hasn't come for a long time is coming, and I know who that is. I was the first there. He was the second to come in.

"Hellooooo Aksu!"

"Hello, Fal," Aksu replied with a smile. Aksu sat down next to me. You see, each row can actually fit four of each of us. And the seat positions? It was never set for a certain position. You just sit wherever you want.

And then Toilet came in. She came to Aksu's for New Year, too, and already knew he was coming today, so she wasn't surprised. She sat next to Aksu as well. Then Piggy (@pigpiglwj, he goes to Class Star as well, though I never mentioned him. I'm tagging him for the heck of it) came in. He was very surprised of his return, then welcomed him back and sat just next to Toilet. So now the back row is full.

Then, everyone saw him and welcomed him back and went to their seats.

Mr Zombles welcomed him too. It was nearly the same as before... But Neon (@Neon_Penguin, I want to tag random people for the heck of it :D) still hasn't returned. Kylie and Toilet ripped Mr Zomble's hat in two, and each eating a half of it. So now Mr Zombles has no hat.

Everyone laughed so loudly, Mr Sploork came in and told us to quiet down. Wow, I thought, We were that loud?

"It hasn't changed much since last time I was here," Aksu whispered to all four of us. We nodded. There was still a bit of change, with Neon missing. And then lunch time, then Arts and Crafts. Our Arts and Crafts teacher is, drumroll please..... Mr Wilson, the principal himself. I call him Wil, Toilet calls him Wilson, Kylie calls him Wilson, Aksu calls him Wilson, Piggy calls him Wilson, we can't help it, we've all known him before we enlisted.

I love Arts and Crafts. I also made Happy New Year Cards. Because tonight we're celebrating New Year's Eve, we need these.

After school, me, Toilet and Sz escort Aksu and Piggy to the treehouse. They loved it. We made more New Year's Eve Cards, drank some soda and headed for the arenas.

As it turns out, Hender was waiting for me there. How did she find out this is where I usually go? I have no idea. We all played there until the arena restart, so we were kicked out. And then, guess what, Aksu wants to see the Falcon Punch lesson, so me and Aksu went to the park.

"Hello, Fal. Who may this be?" asked Oak, who has never met Aksu.
"Alright. Aksu, this is Oak. Oak, this Aksu," I said.
"Nice to meet you," said Aksu.
"Nice to meet you too," answered Oak. "Why may you be here?"
"I would like to see this Falcon Punch," said Aksu.
"Alright. Now, just observe. If you feel interested, tell me," said Oak.

After the lesson...

"So, feel interested?" asked Oak.
"Hmmm... Not sure. It looks like it'll be hard, but I still feel like I want to learn it," said Aksu. "I'll think about it."
"Alright," said Oak. "Please, tell me later."

That night, we all celebrated New Year's Eve. It was one heck of a party, there were even creature battles. So when we all went back to our dorms, me, Hender, Kylie, Grimm and Asian all went to sleep immediately. Not Toilet though. She still had a bit of energy. So she read until she finally went to sleep.

DONE
There. And just for the heck of it...
Old_Man_Oak_63 Aksu Wilson654646 Zombie_Boss_1 Sploorky trngl3087

I'm doing this to annoy you. I'm being a troll just by tagging you for no reason. Although, maybe you could find entertainment in this?

-EDIT-
Omg, I just noticed I used green colour the entire time.
 
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Probably the best entertainment i could get out of all of it is all of it :D. I wanted to rate it friendly and creative, also how do you tag someone, I never learned how. Not only that I'm gonna have to do another part, MY JOURNEY TO ELYSIUM HAS BEGUN!