Exploding donkeys! PTNT is lacking a fun, useless, and overpriced weapon like the nuke, so I thought I'd come up with one. The exploding donkey costs 1000 points and takes the form of a mob spawn egg. Right clicking the egg throws it like a projectile. Where it lands, it spawns a donkey, which will run at the nearest player (including the user) and explode in a large radius, OHKing everyone nearby. The donkey would be invincible, and would not give credit for kills. Victims will be announced to have been "killed by an exploding donkey"
So...yeah.
So...yeah.