the BREAD: Volume 1

[Trap_Wolf]

listen, not bi-weekly atm. I don't feel like changing the banner - trap wolf
Recent news: Click me!​

Who we are:
Brought to you by the hardest middle class workers, the BREAD is Blocktopia's most reliable source for anything recent, local, or national news within Blocktopia. Sometimes including national Minecraftia news.

Q: But none of this looks tru-
A: All of our information comes from firsthand sources. We do not listen to anyone below. C:
Q: Can I write for the BREAD?
A: Yes you can! More information below.
Q: How to a send an advertisement?
A: Send a formal message to our chief editor: Trap Wolf
Q: Who are the staff behind the BREAD?
A: More information below. (not updated yet, go away)

Have a saucy story? Send it to us and it could appear in the BREAD's next edition!​

 

[Trap_Wolf]

Reserved post.

 

[Trap_Wolf]

 

[DKnucklehead]

I dunno, this all just looks like a bunch of ryes to me.

 

[Natsu]

Beautiful. Just beautiful. c=

 

[SmoggyWaffles]

WHAT ELSE HAPPENS IN THE STORY REGARDING CHOCOLATE!?! D:

 

[Undefined User 7]

WHAT ELSE HAPPENS IN THE STORY REGARDING CHOCOLATE!?! D:

Suspense is golden~

 

[SmoggyWaffles]

WHAT ELSE HAPPENS IN THE STORY REGARDING CHOCOLATE!?! D:

Suspense is golden~

I don't have the heart for this shit. Where's my pacer? ;-)

 

[myusername22]

Is this a joke, I'd love to hear more of it xD please do more issues.

 

[Wimali]

I love you for this

 

[Notme]

Hail Bread

Also awesome stuff, Trap :D

 

[Enderfive]

I want a subscription.

 

[Mach9824]

Seems legit

 

[Baron_Bread]

I believe this violates some kind of copyright.

 

[Undefined User 7]

I believe this violates some kind of copyright.

LOCAL USER SUES, PAPER RESPONDS WITH ONE SENTENCE HEADLINE

 

[Trap_Wolf]

SORRY WE'RE LATE! HAD SOME FUN YESTERDAY.

Press of Volume 1: Issue 2

Trap Wolf - Chief Editor
Biblius - Writer
superstein - Contributor

 

[Da Jinks]

Where can I sign up to be a writer

 

[LizzzyxD]

can i get an email subscription thank you

 

[Trap_Wolf]

Where can I sign up to be a writer

Send us a pitch! An AD! An editorial! It can be anything relative to newspaper media and you may see it in the next issue! (no promises on not fully editing)

can i get an email subscription thank you

I want a subscription.

This is great, would I be allowed to get a subscription?

You have been added to our alert system! The next issue that comes out will alert you the moment it is.

 

[kraby1]

This is great, would I be allowed to get a subscription?

 

[Notme]

Dat new Bread :D

 

[davidjl123]

subscription pls also can i be an editor?

 

[Araidian]

ᓰ ᒪᓰḰᗴᕍ ᗩﬡᕍ ℱᗩⅤᗢᖇᓰᗴᖙ ᗩﬡᖙ ℱᗢᒪᒪᗢᙡᙓᖱ ᗩﬡᕍ ᔕᘎᔕᑕᖇᓮᕊᗴᖙ ᗝ ᖺᓰᔕ ﬡᗴᙡᔕᕈᗩᕈᗴᖇ ᗩﬡᕍ ᓮ ᓰᔕ ᗩᙢᗩᔓᓮﬡᘐ ᗩﬡᖙ Ḱᙓᙓᖰ ᕍᗝᓮﬡᘐ ᖺᓰᔕ ᗩﬡᕍ ᙡᗢᙡ ᓰᔕ ℱᖇᗴᗩḰᓰﬡᘐ ᗩᗯᙓᔕᗢᙢᙓ!!!!! c:
ᓰᒪᎩ ᖇᗩᕈᗯᗝᒪℱ

 

[UltimateBudgie]

I came to Blocktopia for the Minecraft...

I stayed for the Bread.

(This is great <3 )

 

[Baron_Bread]

I came to Blocktopia for the Minecraft...

I stayed for the Bread.

(This is great <3 )

Of course you did.