I love my story for this.
Ok, so, if you ever ask KingSam, I was the fool who dared to question his sexiness. This was likely my first time on TNT, when they kept doing a Lego castle map covered in snow for the holidays. If I assume correctly, I purchased Minecraft the very night before beta and had been active on Blocktopia servers for I think a month before, which puts me at November 2010. Aka, I was 13. It's been three years, and I've acted oddly through all of them, from hoping to one day achieve a staff position to taking multi-month hiatuses concerning grievances which I refuse to detail.
I wonder if KingSam can pull up chatlogs of that incident.