HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[NovaCat]

wish denied

I wish I had a pencil.

 

[Cloudy]

Granted

But you broke your pencil

I wish RoF never had lag.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

granted, the lagless experience causes the whole internet to collapse

I wish for poison resistant potion

 

[superhalo6]

granted, the lagless experience causes the whole internet to collapse

I wish for poison resistant potion

Wish granted, the liquid increases dehydration so much that you die.

I wish for a puppy

 

[Cloudy]

Granted

But someone already bought the puppy that you wished for.

I wish for an HP Draining Sword in RoF

 

[superhalo6]

Granted

But someone already bought the puppy that you wished for.

I wish for an HP Draining Sword in RoF

Granted, it drains your hp when you hold it.

I wish for that puppy to be mine.

 

[Cloudy]

Granted, it drains your hp when you hold it.

I wish for that puppy to be mine.

Granted

But you started to buy more and more puppies, that you can only keep one puppy.

I wish for a sword that drains HP of passive mobs and hostile mobs.

 

[Ragetastic96]

Granted, but it also drains the HP of players around you. You are accused of hacking and then banned.

I wish for RoF to survive the Blocktopia overhaul.

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but then it crashes and breaks do to bugs they forgot to fix.


I wish I had a kitten.

 

[Zeus42000]

Granted. It is a Lion.

I wish for Blocktopia to grow.

 

[Ragetastic96]

Granted, it gets so big that the internet implodes.

I wish for std1997 to respond to this wish.

 

[std1997]

STD responds but then explodes into a cactus!

I wish for a sandwich

 

[Cloudy]

Granted

But your sandwich's bread is moldy

I wish for Ragetastic96 to have Steam Games

 

[NovaCat]

granted but he never plays them.

I wish I had a pumpkin pie.

 

[Cloudy]

Granted

But someone forgot to buy pumpkin pie for the whole family

I wish I had a root beer.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, its full of plant roots

I wish for christmas to come sooner

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but then its postponed till next year.

I wish for a apple.

 

[Cloudy]

Granted but there was a worm inside your apple.

I wish there was cold water in RoF.

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but it was so cold that the whole server froze ( logic doesn't matter for twisted wishes)


I wish for a laptop

 

[Cloudy]

Granted but your laptop started having bad internet that you timed out in RoF.

I wish scientist1214 had a forums account in Blocktopia

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but he never uses it.

I wish blocktopia's TNT server would come out

 

[Ltin]

Granted. You are banned.

I wish you would forget to post after you read this wish.

 

[NovaCat]

Granted, but then I remember :)

I wish it would snow.

 

[Cloudy]

Granted, but then it turned into snow storm and now your house is snowbound.

I wish durians never smelled bad

 

[superhalo6]

Granted, but then your house gets snowbound.

I wish durians never smelled bad

Durians no longer smell bad, because they don't exist anymore.

I wish I would stop getting ninja'ed in this thread