HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[erik1979]

I knew GmK, San, Deadl0ck, or one of the HAs would be shitting bricks when they read the topic title, so that's the reason that the title of this thread really ISN'T the game to be played, I decided to mess with them a little, possibly cause them to spit their morning coffee on to their newspapers, or cough on that luke-warm waffle they just pulled out of the toaster. It's all in good spirit. They'll probably love me to death for this. <3

Oh no folks, we are going to get something truly revolutionary going on here, this will be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

It's called:
The Corrupted Wish.
It goes a little something like this:

erikkruchten:
I wish for a new car!

Deadl0ck:
Wish granted, but the car was sold to you after being stolen.
I wish for a snowman.

AvantGarde:
Wish granted, but the eyes were really made of rat droppings.
I wish for 100000000 dollars.

And so on. Here we go.

I wish I had a time machine.

EDIT: How long will it take for an HA to post here? Add this into your game, a kind of prediction, just underneath your normal message enter a number guessing which post you will think the HA will have. i.e. #19 or #666

 

[Brave]

Wish granted, but your time machine could only be used once.
I wish to play Minecraft again.

 

[erik1979]

Wish granted, but you only have 1 life.
I wish to become a legend.

 

[Dragosh]

Wish granted, but everyone forgot about you 2 minutes after hearing you


I wish I had a pet cow.

 

[erik1979]

Wish granted, but that cow was Crafty. ):

I wish I could fly.

 

[Dragosh]

Granted, but you get stuck.

I wish I had as much money as I wanted.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you can't but anything with it.

I wish my school didn't give out so much work.

 

[Dragosh]

Granted, but then you start to miss work and start doing nothing but work.


I wish I had 3 more wishes.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but those are corrupted too.

I wish people wouldn't ninja me.

 

[Dragosh]

Granted, but you become such a ninja you answer before something is asked, and you start to go crazy.


I wish I was good at TNT xD

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you get permabanned on it.

I wish everyone in our playerbase had their IQ raised by at least 20.

 

[erik1979]

Granted, but their little sisters take over their accounts.

I wish that my tattoo was cheaper.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but it comes out horribly.

I wish I had G-Mod.

 

[GmK]

I knew GmK, San, Deadl0ck, or one of the HAs would be shitting bricks when they read the topic title, so that's the reason that the title of this thread really ISN'T the game to be played, I decided to mess with them a little, possibly cause them to spit their morning coffee on to their newspapers, or cough on that luke-warm waffle they just pulled out of the toaster. It's all in good spirit. They'll probably love me to death for this. <3

You succeeded.

Thanks for the spit in my coffee!

 

[copycat16]

Granted but your minecraft crashes

I wish for 1000 creepers

 

[lolpierandom]

Wish granted but they can't explode.

I wish for the Aether 1.02 patch to come out.

 

[Notme]

Wish granted but it will be out in 1 year.

I wish for 10 Corrupted Wishes to prank someone.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, they prank you.

I wish my dog wouldn't bark at her reflection all the time.

 

[Notme]

Granted, now your dog will BIT you instead.

I wish to have PURE NOTHING XD

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted. But after losing everything, you become depressed and hate yourself for making such a wish.

I wish for free apples.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but all apples are spoiled

I wish for NOT corrupted wishes

 

[Kuyajer]

Wish granted, but I cannot grant wishes.

I wish for a UniCow.

 

[Notme]

Wish granted but UniCow was griefed, and now its useless

I wish for Admin rank on every minecraft server known to humanity XD

 

[erik1979]

You succeeded.

Thanks for the spit in my coffee!

GmK, Ich habe ein geheimnis für dich. Ich liebe dich. <3


Now I'm just awaiting a reply from dead. Haha. :D

 

[DarthLego5679]

A secret, for GmK? At least you love him.

Granted Raxo, but then they leave you to pay for and run all the servers, whilst they start new servers.

I wish for cake which is not a lie, and will not harm me in any way.