Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Catcocomics]

Unfortunately, the NSA decided to keep backups of the pictures for some unknown reason.

 

[Ltin]

fortunately, The NSA was running out of space, so they deleted them.

 

[Catcocomics]

Unfortunately, the NSA accidentally activated some kind of faulty world-destruct program.

 

[myusername22]

Fortunately this stopped humans from invading the nearby alien race hiding behind a planet in a nearby solar system

 

[Ltin]

Unfortunately, the aliens invade earth, while earth is still trying to stop the planet from blowing yp.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Fortunately a unknown space force helps earth from the alien invasion and the planet's destruction

 

[Ltin]

Unfortunately, the unknown space force almost conpleted both before the Combine invaded.

 

[Faliara]

(How did this get to space aliens what)
Fortunately, humans, the Combine and the unknown force merge together to make a new world.

 

[Ltin]

Unfortunately, the combine betrayed them and conquered all the galaxy except Russia.

 

[Faliara]

Fortunately, Russia fought them and the humans and Unown force secured Earth, creating a resistance against the Combine.

 

[lilzeppy]

Unfortunately the resistance gave rise to a dictatorship known as the Solar Federation, where the priests of Syrinx destroyed the last known guitar in existence.

 

[Faliara]

Unfortunately the resistance gave rise to a dictatorship known as the Solar Federation, where the priests of Syrinx destroyed the last known guitar in existence.

Fortunately, people all over existence kept blueprints of every musical instrument in existence, and made too many for the Solar Federation to destroy them all.

 

[Catcocomics]

Unfortunately, Bowser accidentally destroyed this existence when his galaxy reactor got smashed by Mario (see Super Mario Galaxy: final boss).

 

[Ltin]

Fortunately, the universi had made a backup.

 

[CaffeinatedKitty]

Unfortunately, the backups were blown up by an explosion-loving maniac who got his hands on way too much TNT.

 

[Ltin]

Fortunately, this crashed the server, which restarted to a backup.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately, this crashed the server, which restarted to a backup.

Unfortunately the server stayed down because goddamn olive44 joined.

 

[Catcocomics]

Fortunately, the server had a back-up rendering power source and 20 gigabytes of rom.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately, the server had a back-up rendering power source and 20 gigabytes of rom.

Unfortunately the server takes in 20,1 Gigabytes and the startup file happened to be that one 0,1 Gigabyte that didn't get backed up.

 

[Ltin]

Fortunately, the startup file was readily available for download

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately, the startup file was readily available for download

Unfortunately the startup file was outdated and only worked with Windows 95.

 

[Ltin]

Fortunately, it worked in backwards compatibility mode.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately, it worked in backwards compatibility mode.

Unfortunately they had a 64-Bit system running on Windows 7 Home Premium and the file was specificially designed for 32-Bit Systems. Considering they're using HP they can't use the compatibility mode.

 

[Ltin]

Fortunately the hacker came back and helped.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately the hacker came back and helped.

Unfortunately all he knew was Linux and not Windows.