Destroy a this with a that!

[Blockinator]

I correct the corrected paradox by creating another paradox the corrects the paradox by correcting the corrected.

 

[Amorix]

I reset the universe.

 

[Okok237]

I destroy the action of resetting by calculating 1/0 * 0.

 

[Notme]

@Okok237 you did things wrong!

I use time machine to undo your actions.

 

[Okok237]

@raxo2222 No way! He used a resetter to reset the universe, so it would be 0, and in math

0/0 = 1 (universe)
1 (universe) =1/0*0

So I believe I'm technically right, and also time machine is somewhat of a copy of a resetter.

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I destroy a time machine with water to make it short-circuit

 

[HarmakAnna]

I drink the water in a glass cup.

 

[Amorix]

I replace the cup with froot by the foot.

 

[sonicar364]

i make the fruit by the foot be eaten by a rattlesnake.

 

[paceboys]

I stab the rattlesnake to death. Liek a baw5.

 

[Blockinator]

Then I facestab the stabber. Like a Doc.

 

[MetalGearSolis]

I blend the stabber. LIKE A CHEF

 

[ultamitefire]

I summon Goku to kamahameha the blender.
BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

 

[FoxMccloud64]

I use a fish on paper to kill you and Goku

FI-FI-FI-FI-FI-FISH KILL!!

 

[kraby1]

I used pikachu to kill whatever I have to kill.

 

[Jeercrul]

/destroys pikachu with chuck norris/

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Destroys Chuck Norris with 682

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Destroys Chuck Norris with 682

Have 682 finally be driven by 666-J.

 

[DarkHender]

Your argument has been destroyed by cats in hula skirts.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

A car destroys the cats

 

[DarkHender]

A giant anvil destroys the car.
I must save my kittiies

 

[Hahaha00000]

The giant anvil was eaten by a greedy fat cat

ironic

 

[Swate]

The greedy fat cat was eaten by a giant anvil

ironic

 

[Hahaha00000]

what Q.Q

anyways

the giant anvil was demolished by a swinging fat ball-shaped old lady hooked to a crane's hook

 

[Riketr]

The ball-shaped old lady's dress ripped from the hook, causing her to fall right smack from about 100 feet in the air onto the ground.

 

[Oak Milk]

Groundon uses Earthquake to destroy the ground. seewhatIdidthere