Destroy a this with a that!

[Degekken]

Simple game, the poster above you haves a item, you have to destroy it...

But with what? It can be totally everything! even everyone! just make the most funny combos!

So a example:
Player 1: I have a banana!
Player 2: I destroyed the banana using a beerbotle!
Player 3: I destroyed the beerbotle using ice cream!
And so on!

Oh yeah, rules for this thread is:
No double posting
Only repeat anything that is posted 5 pages ago.

So lets get this thing started...

I have a apple...

 

[TheFurion101]

I destroyed the apple using a giraffe!

 

[Degekken]

I destroyed the giraffe using a minecraft grass block!

 

[DarthLego5679]

I destroy the grass block by chucking it into a lava pool.

 

[Marlem]

I destroyed the lava pool by pouring water over it!

 

[Jubjubers]

I destroyed the water by lathering it with sponges!

 

[DarthLego5679]

I destroy the sponges with my fists.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

I destroy your fists with my sword!

 

[DarthLego5679]

I destroy your sword with my flint and tinder.

 

[Summer10]

I destroy your sword with my flint and tinder.

I destroy your flint and tinder with my billions of dollars until it runs out of durability!

 

[Defiant_Blob]

I destroy your billions of dollars with my flint and tinder! >=)

 

[Marlem]

I destroy your flint and tinder by taking the flint

 

[DarthLego5679]

I destroy your taking by dropping sand on you.

 

[Degekken]

Sand got ownd by gravel

 

[Marlem]

I move your gravel into a furnace with a shovel, thus destroying it.

 

[Notme]

I destroy shovel by throwing it into lava!

 

[Marlem]

Destroys lava with bucket (lava goes into bucket)

 

[DarthLego5679]

I smelt 1 chunk of wood with your lava bucket in my furnace.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

I kill your furnace with TNT... which is in turn destroyed.

 

[Summer10]

I destroy your destroyed tnt with... MOAR TNT!

 

[Marlem]

I prevent destroying your tnt with water.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

I drink the water

 

[DarthLego5679]

*Kills Blob with an Enderman*

 

[Summer10]

*Kills enderman with glitch*

 

[wateronflamz]

*destroys your glitch with a axe*