Death by Drowning
'%p forgot how to swim!'
'%p should have brought a lifesaver.'
'%p sunk to the bottom of the sea.'
'%p thought they were Aquaman.'
'%p didn't realize they were underwater.'
'%p tried talking to fish.'
Death by Fire
'%p stoked the fire too hot!'
'%p shouldn't play with fire.'
'%p left the stove on.'
'%p should have moved through the fire and the flames, not into them.'
Death by Fire_Tick
'%p didn't run for water!'
'%p forgot to stop, drop, and roll!'
Death by Lightning
'%p has been smited by the gods.'
'%p would be supercharged, if they were a creeper.'
Death by Void
'%p has fallen into the void.'
'%p didn't watch where they were going.'
'%p tripped over a rock, proceeding to fall off a cliff.'
'%p out to watch where they walk.'
Death by Magic
'%p didn't study enough at Hogwarts!'
'%p failed Chemistry.'
'%p lost a wizard duel to %x!'
Death by Suffocation
'%p ended up in a block somehow.'
'%p was buried alive!'
Death by Suicide
'%p gave up.'
'%p rage-quit.'