Zombie Poems

[James81818]

So I got bored and decided to do a zombie poem. It's pretty rubbish, but anyway tell me what you think and I could do some for different people.
There used to be a thread like this so it is kindough like that.

So yeah this is a poem from the point of view of a human


Infected are flooding our home
Freely across our world they roam
Screams fill the foggy night air
Infected murderers, who don't seem to care

Slowly each human is gone
I have to avoid them for far to long
Time as a human, running out for me
The future I now am being forced to see

Too many zombies roaming this land
A hideous, evil, twisted band.
Friends have been taken
The human race forsaken

Hands from behind seize me now
I want to escape, but how?
Then the bite, the pain
The hunger for a brain

Feelings are no longer mine
Previous life, locked away in a shrine
Brains, all that matters to me
The life I once knew, I no longer see

Then meaning all comes back
The feelings I had come to lack
Strength of a zombie, beginning to sap
Human life comes, with the dawn of new map



So ehh yeah, I enjoyed doing this, so of you want me to do one for you, just say :)

 

[Nottykitten]

So I got bored and decided to do a zombie poem. It's pretty rubbish, but anyway tell me what you think and I could do some for different people.
There used to be a thread like this so it is kindough like that.

So yeah this is a poem from the point of view of a human


Infected are flooding our home
Freely across our world they roam
Screams fill the foggy night air
Infected murderers, who don't seem to care

Slowly each human is gone
I have to avoid them for far to long
Time as a human, running out for me
The future I now am being forced to see

Too many zombies roaming this land
A hideous, evil, twisted band.
Friends have been taken
The human race forsaken

Hands from behind seize me now
I want to escape, but how?
Then the bite, the pain
The hunger for a brain

Feelings are no longer mine
Previous life, locked away in a shrine
Brains, all that matters to me
The life I once knew, I no longer see

Then meaning all comes back
The feelings I had come to lack
Strength of a zombie, beginning to sap
Human life comes, with the dawn of new map



So ehh yeah, I enjoyed doing this, so of you want me to do one for you, just say :)

I agree with this post, it is an amazing poem!
I liked it.

But talking like this, you did.
It sounds funny xD
Do one for me please =D

 

[James81818]

Nottykitten

That runner that never is caught
Who's skills every player has sought
That kitten that purrs at the dead
The one with the brain in her head

The one with the Dangerous claws
Sharper than any good saws.
But water is not good for her
Certainly, it does not make her purr

A fancy feline, with catlike style
As zombies catch up, she can rest for a while
Then back on the run
Time to have fun

The cat is on the move
Doing her feline grove
Then back on the wall she sat
After all, this was Notty cat.



Well this turned out terribly, but oh well.

 

[Nottykitten]

Nottykitten

That runner that never is caught
Who's skills every player has sought
That kitten that purrs at the dead
The one with the brain in her head

The one with the Dangerous claws
Sharper than any good saws.
But water is not good for her
Certainly, it does not make her purr

A fancy feline, with catlike style
As zombies catch up, she can rest for a while
Then back on the run
Time to have fun

The cat is on the move
Doing her feline grove
Then back on the wall she sat
After all, this was Notty cat.



Well this turned out terribly, but oh well.

I loved it, you are amazing! <3

 

[HarmakAnna]

Mind doing one for me, please? :3

 

[James81818]

Sure :) HarmakPaul


The orange thing, zombies can't catch
The one who wins at every match
With his foxlike ears
Zombies he hears

He knows they are here
He feels they are near
But he knows where to run
There's no stopping his fun

The dead see him run by
And they are wondering why
He can't be caught
He won't be a zombie, left to rot

So, the orange blur beats the dead
Before retiring off to his bed
He keeps his cool
The dead stop to drool

But what is the blur
A cat that can purr?
Or is he a fox?
Avoiding hit box

But if you come near
Ignoring your fear
You will see a cat isn't all
For this is HarmakPaul


These are getting worse as I do more ._.
Sorry it's not great Hp

Fun fact: NOTHING rhymes with orange

 

[kraby1]

Do one for me baby <3

 

[Chillingworth]

*cough* You know you have to do one for me

 

[omgitsathong]

Fun fact: NOTHING rhymes with orange

Door hinge , but I really like these! They sound very nice, way better than what I do. Great job =]

 

[JohnOgozalek]

Mind writing a poem on me
I doubt that anything rhymes with ''Ogozalek'' however :l
James81818

 

[Theodorre]

These are awesome


Me too, please!

 

[James81818]

But there is only so much I can say about boiling your kraby legs

kraby1

The one who comes from under the sea
That everyone wants to eat for tea
Who wears a bleach white suite
And to be around, is quite a hoot

He loves to make other dead
Give them a bite upon the head
So more infected join the clan
Of mr krabys frying pan

The dead want his kraby legs
To dip in hot sauce and hang on pegs
They want to have him for them self
Even though he will give them bad health

But the crab will escape and mend
And stay human, until the end
The crab will run and dodge the cruel
Because he is so very cool

So kraby will fly to watch the play
If there are rule breakers, he will save the day
But if kraby1 want to be deaf
He may decided, it's time to type /ref


Will do the rest tonight hopefully :) thanks for all the feedback guys!

 

[Illusionist]

You are very good , I am surprised , well done mate! Do one for me please<3

 

[James81818]

Chillingworth

The one in dark green
Who can make quite a scene
When he won't be caught
Refusing to rot

When he runs away
The zombies stay
They can't catch chill
Him, they can't kill

He just won't die
As the dead start to cry
He has no fear
If the zombies, he can hear

He refs with style
And plays, once in a while
Forever he can run
To him, nobuild is fun

So he has the chill
And he has the thrill
But you better run for a hill
If he decides it's time to kill

That was fun to do xD

Still need to do:
Thong
John
Illu
Theo


Thanks for the feedback guys! :)

 

[storm886]

Cool James! Mind doing one for me?

 

[James81818]

omgitsathong

The one in the thong
Who can run all day long
He just won't go down
If the dead come, he will frown

Whenever people see that guy
They bow down and give him pie
They respect the brave man
And if they don't, it's a ban

So thong will run away
Avoiding zombies all day
Never will he die
When the dead see him, they cry

When he decides to kill
He kills everyone for the thrill
Humans know something is wrong
When they see the mighty thong



Sorry it doesn't really flow, I had trouble finding rhymes.


Sure storm! I will do one for you too :)

 

[Dess]

Psst james please :)

 

[crashb23]

James, I know you are probably tired of doing thise, but do you mind doing one for me? This are really great.

 

[James81818]

JohnOgozalek

He runs around all day
And always gets his way
The zombies he won't fear
When they are coming near

He also is an op of staff
And can always make you laugh
He also enforces each rule
Oh wow, this guy is cool

John also makes us maps
To do some runner laps
So with the coming of new dawn
The one to beat the dead, is John.


Sorry its not very long John, not much rhymes with your name xD
Still need to do:
Illu
Theo
Storm
Crash

 

[JohnOgozalek]

Love it James, great job! <3

 

[ZombiePineapple]

How about me? Also, great job dude! Love how you can rhyme anything xD

 

[James81818]

Illusionist

The one they call illu
Who will get the dead to shoo
Who wears a very white skin
And every round can win

If she is a zombie then you are dead
For this is a mighty zombie trusted.
She runs and jumps so very fast
Being caught, she'll be the last

So the dead will want to catch this girl
As around the zombies she will twirl
When the dead see her, they will wonder who
Why it's the super fast illu

I really hope your a girl :)

Next to do is theo, then storm, crash and zp

 

[Dess]

James please do one for me? These are amazing by the way.

 

[Illusionist]

That's awesome man, thanks :D I am a guy by the way xD

 

[James81818]

That's awesome man, thanks :D I am a guy by the way xD

Well. That is really really awkward.