GOD NO.
Please no. You're amazing. We love you.
At least you're staying. You're amazing, inspiring, AND WHY IS THIS NOT A FRIKKIN APRIL FOOLS JOKE.
In all seriousness, thank you for all you've done for the community. You've been an awesome person that I'ce only seen occasionally, but I can tell from in-game and on forums that you're an amazing staff member and you will always be amazing. So good job, and I hope to see you around some time. I hope you come back to staffing some time, and good luck in life. You're awesome.