Pun Thread!

[TheWalruz]

After all this horseplay, I'll have to go to the horsepital. Honestly, I'll need a Dogtor to help me out from the amount this thread hounds me at night.

 

[pilotranger]

What did the weatherman mean when he said there was going to be precipitation with moons?
It was going to be Waning Crescents!!!!!!!!!!!
isfifaanef

 

[lizthehedgehog]

These are puntastic

 

[Iggish]

Iris we could stop all these really corne(a) jokes. Eye hate them

 

[Catcocomics]

now really isn't the time to be Kraken these jokes, bad enough I have to dragon with all the other things in the world and.... *collapses*

 

[Iggish]

THESE PUNS ARE SO BAD !!!

anyway:

I red somewhere on the internet a way to get quick money. I did it and went to a casino where I blue it all away. I got so obsessed with the gambling that I almost spent all my life savings, orange you glad I didn't?

 

[Catcocomics]

yeah, you're puns are like d rag on that bar counter no one cleans anymore.
Don't
Rage
At
Good
Ol'
Night-
Shade

 

[Iggish]

Someone should start a rap battle thread!

 

[Mastersten]

Someone should start a rap battle thread!

Don't push me m8

 

[Toiletprincess]

We should really leaf this thread alone.. Yew guys are really just barking up the wrong tree making this. This is not oaky. Not at all. I'm just stumped at why you wood make this, puns aren't even that funny. I swear I don't mean to pecan (pick on) you. Although, some puns willow blow me away.

lord forgive me for i have sinned

 

[Iggish]

Don't push me m8

*Pushes you*

 

[Catcocomics]

have you met Dr. Agon? I hear they have a fiery temper.

 

[Robo]

I know a pun.

 

[Mastersten]

 

[Robo]

I tried to catch some fog today, but I mist.

 

[_JulZ_]

German sausage jokes are the wurst

 

[_JulZ_]

I had a blood test and the doctor said I was Type A, it was a Typ-o

 

[_JulZ_]

I didn't like my hair, but then it grew on me

 

[_JulZ_]

I was going to make a joke about god but to hell with it

 

[Scrable]

I'm trying to keep Threads in Forum Games on tracks, but they always get derailed and turn into a smoking trainwreck.

 

[lizthehedgehog]

pizza puns are too cheesy to be repeated

 

[Hunter]

please.
you're being a pane in the glass

Window puns:
1 pain in the butt
2 see through you/him/her/it/them
3 One way conversaton.
4 Window of oppertunity (use as bad one)
5 Been framed (must be used in middle)
6 Reputation's been staned
7 don't have any glass (think class)
8 Shudder to think
9 Feeling blinds
10 (something) Shattered
11 Is that clear?
12 Microsoft Windows window
13 shattering glass cealings
14 Window shopping
15 Window window shopping
16 Most transparent buisness around!
17 Let some light on the situation
18 Screening
19 pain = plain

 

[Scrable]

I am so exhausted after using my car that I can't even bread my next pun.

 

[Notme]

Imagine if this thread started in 2009. It would be locked and restarted - you need some escape from forum crash - you know it would have 300 pages 2 or 3 times by now

 

[Catcocomics]

Imagine if this thread started in 2009. It would be locked and restarted - you need some escape from forum crash - you know it would have 300 pages 2 or 3 times by now

that's a ton....
a skeleton...
*walks out with head down for running out of dragon puns*
guess I'll just have to dragon... yeah, that one's getting pretty stale...