How to get banned from Wal-Mart

Da Jinks

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Go in and ask if you can buy a wall. Then, threaten to sue for false adverting if they don't.
I, when I was younger, actually thought they sold walls at Wal-Mart.

I was disappointed.
See? I believe you should contact a lawyer, as the name "Wal-Mart" made you believe they sold walls and is hence false advertising. I suggest trying to get around 100-200,000 dollars in compensation for false advertising, loss of enjoyment and mental fatigue.
 

imkieranhi

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Personally in the english equivalent, I once dressed up as a pineapple, went to the tinned fruits section and took a tin of sliced pineapple and started screaming at the employees 'WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MY FAMILY!?'
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