Beat the above fictional character with another fictional character

[Amorix]

You have to beat the above character with another one.
Rules:
- It has to make sense: No "Magikarp beats Godzilla" crap.
- No real life people: This includes actors. Basically, No "Chuck Norris"
- You may tell how they beat them or just put the character's name, your call.
- Don't ask who a character is. Either look it up or don't post.
I'll start us off with Cthulhu.
Edit: Crap, I put this in the wrong section. Can someone move this?

 

[HarmakAnna]

lulz magikarp beats cthulu lololol
Kenny McCormack beats Cthulu. Just watch the last 3 episodes of South Park and you'll understand.

 

[Vatowski]

kirby eats kenny

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Master Hand beats Kirby

 

[Amorix]

Cutman cuts Master Hand to death.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Geodude beats Cutman
Rock beats Scissors

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Squirtle. 'nough said.

 

[Pokemon365]

GARY OAK
*Cause you know he is going to F you up and choose bulbasaur*

 

[IQD]

tayuya deafens the shit out of him

 

[minecrafter1414]

Sauron... with the One Ring. TAKE THAT!

 

[DarthLego5679]

Found: One Fellowship of the Ring.

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

Found: One Fellowship of the Ring.

Who is beating who, exactly?

 

[DarthLego5679]

Who is beating who, exactly?

They beat Sauron.

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

They beat Sauron.

"X beats Y, because Z"

Combining your two posts, I have found that X = "They," Y = "Sauron," and Z = "???"

 

[DarthLego5679]

"
- You may tell how they beat them or just put the character's name, your call.

"X beats Y, because Z"

Combining your two posts, I have found that X = "They," Y = "Sauron," and Z = "???"

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

Victory is yours, good sir. Carry on.

 

[Amorix]

CJ from Grand Theft Auto shoots them to death with a... whatever the hell you can think, let's just say he has guns. It's like Scribblenauts on crack.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Master Chief mistakes him for the enemies and blows his brains out.

 

[Amorix]

The Doomguy comes in and... you know the rest, BFG's and whatnot.

 

[minecrafter1414]

Mace Windu takes him down with his earth-shattering saber smash.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Travis Touchdown brutally murders him with his flashier beam katana.

 

[TubaRiver]

Natsu Dragneel burns him with his dragon flames!

 

[Deadl0ck]

-censored as to not make religous argument happen-

 

[Amorix]

Bubbleman shoots bubbles down Natsu's throat, extinguishing whatever allows him to make fire.

 

[minecrafter1414]

unnamed character from Lord of the Rings with medieval flail