Something for the holidays, courtesy of @Marnixxie
Marnixxie: Ok everyone
Marnixxie: Listen up
Marnixxie: I am going to tell a story
Marnixxie: A couple of days for christmas
Marnixxie: A strong virus got into the TNT Wars system
Marnixxie: And disabled the respawning system
Marnixxie: Which means that when people die
Marnixxie: They really die
Marnixxie: No one noticed it
Marnixxie: And TNT Wars was getting a ghost server
Marnixxie: But then
Marnixxie: A certain person called KingSam
Marnixxie: Got mad about the virus
Marnixxie: He challenged the virus in a 1v1 on his own server
Marnixxie: Who died the first, would die forever
Marnixxie: 3,2,1
Marnixxie: And the game started
Marnixxie: KingSam still had his 10000 lightnings and rockets
Marnixxie: And kept spamming them
Marnixxie: But the virus was smart with his flyhacks
Marnixxie: So KingSam used a couple of mortars
Marnixxie: And hit the virus
Marnixxie: The virus died
Marnixxie: And the server was up again without any viruses
Marnixxie: But KingSam knew still about all those dead people
Marnixxie: So at a point he asked an angel
Marnixxie: An certain angel called Grantaclause
Marnixxie: To bring them all back
Marnixxie: But GrantaClause said, I will, if you do me a favor
Marnixxie: KingSam asked, which favor?
Marnixxie: If you want all the people back
Marnixxie: I need some polar ice for the ritual
Marnixxie: If you bring me some, I will bring all the people back
Marnixxie: So KingSam decided to make a journey to the polar
Marnixxie: But once in Iceland he met a nice guy
Marnixxie: That nice guy was 0x3c0, he lives on the mountain
Marnixxie: He is very wise and said to KingSam
Marnixxie: If you want to go to the polar for polarice
Marnixxie: You can not go alone, you will die
Marnixxie: So KingSam asked, how will I manage to get the polar
Marnixxie: ice
Marnixxie: Which 0x3c0 answered, I know someone from Sweden
Marnixxie: Who knows how to get the polar ice
Marnixxie: It is a strong hunter called Seput
Marnixxie: So KingSam decided to go to Sweden
Marnixxie: To meet up the hunter Seput
Marnixxie: To bring him on his journey to get the polarice
Marnixxie: But then suddenly on his journey
Marnixxie: The road was broken
Marnixxie: An evil person who implemented the virus wanted to
Marnixxie: Stop KingSam from saving the people
Marnixxie: His name was SmokingKills
Marnixxie: KingSam was very tired of his earlier battle
Marnixxie: And now had to face Smokingkills
Marnixxie: But then in the back of SmokingKills
Marnixxie: Seput came
Marnixxie: Both KingSam and Seput challenged Smokingkills
Marnixxie: For the battle of ages
Marnixxie: 3,2,1 and the battle started
Marnixxie: KingSam spammed his laser on smokingkills
Marnixxie: But for some reason he does not die
Marnixxie: Seput knows why and says to KingSam
Marnixxie: Those are all ghosts, we need to find the REAL one
Marnixxie: KingSam and Seput kept killing the ghosts
Marnixxie: But Smokingkills stayed alive
Marnixxie: At a point from a corner Smokingkills shoot a rocket
Marnixxie: At KingSam and it hurt him
Marnixxie: KingSam layed on the ground
Marnixxie: But Seput had t finish Smokingkills
Marnixxie: Seput called for an airstrike
Marnixxie: And was placing c4s
Marnixxie: And after a some time the first bombs fell
Marnixxie: And SmokingKills got caught in a fire of lava
Marnixxie: Seput celebrated, but he knew that KingSam was hit
Marnixxie: He ran to KingSam and asked him if everything was
Marnixxie: fine
Marnixxie: KingSam was speechless and tried to stand up
Marnixxie: Seput said, do not stand up, you are hurt too much
Marnixxie: I need to bring you to the hospital
Marnixxie: Seput brought KingSam on his back and walked
Marnixxie: to the hospital
Marnixxie: After 2 days of nonstop walking they finally reached
Marnixxie: the hospital
Marnixxie: In the hospital Seput shouted for help
Marnixxie: And a certain doctor called Catgirl12466 came
Marnixxie: She said that KingSam was in a bad state
Marnixxie: Catgirl12466 laid KingSam on the bed
Marnixxie: And was taking care of his wounds
Marnixxie: After 3 days KingSam was finally functional
Marnixxie: But Seput was already gone
Marnixxie: KingSam walked to the bar for a new hunter
Marnixxie: In the bar he met Sparklymuffinz
Marnixxie: KingSam first doubted about the skills of
Marnixxie: Sparklymuffinz, so he challenged her
Marnixxie: For a friendly match
Marnixxie: It was a very close match
Marnixxie: And at some point Kingsam's ammunitation was zero
Marnixxie: Sparklymuffinz still had 3 bullets left
Marnixxie: And hit KingSam
Marnixxie: KingSam was convinced and brought her with him
Marnixxie: On his long journey to the polar
Marnixxie: They needed a boat so they went to the docks
Marnixxie: At the docks they met a saloir called Chrise10
Marnixxie: Chrise10 is an experienced sailor
Marnixxie: He said, I will bring you two to the polar
Marnixxie: As long I get paid
Marnixxie: KingSam asked, how much do I need to pay you?
Marnixxie: Chrise10 answered 15 bottles of wine and 10 cans of
Marnixxie: beer
Marnixxie: KingSam said the deal was ok and said he will come
Marnixxie: back in 2 hours
Marnixxie: To buy everything in the central market
Marnixxie: In the market at the liquor store they met the
Marnixxie: They met the clerk Marnixxie
Marnixxie: Marnixxie was always drinking his own drinks
Marnixxie: So ofcourse he was already drunk
Marnixxie: The drunk clerk asked, cann i-i-i help-p you-u?
Marnixxie: KingSam said I need 15 bottles of wine and 10 cans of
Marnixxie: beer
Marnixxie: Marnixxie gave KingSam the stuff
Marnixxie: But then something strange happened
Marnixxie: Sparklymuffinz shot the clerk with her pistol
Marnixxie: And said to KingSam
Marnixxie: I hate alcoholics
Marnixxie: KingSam giggled and said, let's move on
Marnixxie: They went to Chrise10
Marnixxie: And gave him all the drinks
Marnixxie: Chrise10 was pleased and said, come aboard!
Marnixxie: So they came into the ship
Marnixxie: Within 15 minutes they could not even see the docks
Marnixxie: anymore
Marnixxie: But Chrise10 warned, close to the polar it will be
Marnixxie: dangerous
Marnixxie: After 5 days of travelling they saw it
Marnixxie: They saw the polar!
Marnixxie: but then
Marnixxie: A sea monster came out of the water
Marnixxie: KingSam ran as fast as he could
Marnixxie: And jumped into a box
Marnixxie: But Sparklymuffinz is a confident hunter
Marnixxie: She had a pistol in one hand
Marnixxie: And a rocket in the other one
Marnixxie: And shoot at the sea monster
Marnixxie: And it died
Marnixxie: Chrise10 was very happy because his ship was still
Marnixxie: Alive
Marnixxie: And 5 minutes later they were on the polar
Marnixxie: But on the polar they saw two people walking
Marnixxie: They greeted KingSam and Sparklymuffinz
Marnixxie: And said their names were DJJonosound and
Marnixxie: Stieben
Marnixxie: Stieben is a party-animal and DJJonosound is a
Marnixxie: music producer
Marnixxie: But because they have no money and live on the polar
Marnixxie: They never could have some fun
Marnixxie: But then high in the sky the angel GrantaClause came
Marnixxie: again
Marnixxie: He said, good job KingSam
Marnixxie: You are on the polar
Marnixxie: Do you have the ice?
Marnixxie: KingSam grabbed some ice as fast as he could
Marnixxie: And answered yes
Marnixxie: GrantaClause was pleased
Marnixxie: And said, if you close your eyes now
Marnixxie: And wish the people to come back
Marnixxie: They will respawn
Marnixxie: KingSam closed his eyes
Marnixxie: And wished that they come back
Marnixxie: And -poof- the people all respawned on the polar
Marnixxie: All his friends, LagWarrior, Razinao, Benster_137,
Marnixxie: Kloud_Strife, Stretford01, Destroyerx1
Marnixxie: Balloon98, Alkatraz, Brave_Gold_Heart
Marnixxie: Matt_Allen, DarthLego5679, Winner87956
Marnixxie: And Jolteon42 came back
Marnixxie: Stieben grabbed one of Chrise10's cans of beer
Marnixxie: And started to drink
Marnixxie: DJJonosound asked GrantaClause if he could do
Marnixxie: a wish too
Marnixxie: GrantaClause asked, what one?
Marnixxie: I want to have one big party with all these people
Marnixxie: here
Marnixxie: And -poof- they all were in a disco
Marnixxie: And had a good time together
Marnixxie: With DJJonosound doing all the music
Marnixxie: And Stieben started up the party
Marnixxie: And they all live happy together
Marnixxie: The end
Marnixxie: Ok everyone
Marnixxie: Listen up
Marnixxie: I am going to tell a story
Marnixxie: A couple of days for christmas
Marnixxie: A strong virus got into the TNT Wars system
Marnixxie: And disabled the respawning system
Marnixxie: Which means that when people die
Marnixxie: They really die
Marnixxie: No one noticed it
Marnixxie: And TNT Wars was getting a ghost server
Marnixxie: But then
Marnixxie: A certain person called KingSam
Marnixxie: Got mad about the virus
Marnixxie: He challenged the virus in a 1v1 on his own server
Marnixxie: Who died the first, would die forever
Marnixxie: 3,2,1
Marnixxie: And the game started
Marnixxie: KingSam still had his 10000 lightnings and rockets
Marnixxie: And kept spamming them
Marnixxie: But the virus was smart with his flyhacks
Marnixxie: So KingSam used a couple of mortars
Marnixxie: And hit the virus
Marnixxie: The virus died
Marnixxie: And the server was up again without any viruses
Marnixxie: But KingSam knew still about all those dead people
Marnixxie: So at a point he asked an angel
Marnixxie: An certain angel called Grantaclause
Marnixxie: To bring them all back
Marnixxie: But GrantaClause said, I will, if you do me a favor
Marnixxie: KingSam asked, which favor?
Marnixxie: If you want all the people back
Marnixxie: I need some polar ice for the ritual
Marnixxie: If you bring me some, I will bring all the people back
Marnixxie: So KingSam decided to make a journey to the polar
Marnixxie: But once in Iceland he met a nice guy
Marnixxie: That nice guy was 0x3c0, he lives on the mountain
Marnixxie: He is very wise and said to KingSam
Marnixxie: If you want to go to the polar for polarice
Marnixxie: You can not go alone, you will die
Marnixxie: So KingSam asked, how will I manage to get the polar
Marnixxie: ice
Marnixxie: Which 0x3c0 answered, I know someone from Sweden
Marnixxie: Who knows how to get the polar ice
Marnixxie: It is a strong hunter called Seput
Marnixxie: So KingSam decided to go to Sweden
Marnixxie: To meet up the hunter Seput
Marnixxie: To bring him on his journey to get the polarice
Marnixxie: But then suddenly on his journey
Marnixxie: The road was broken
Marnixxie: An evil person who implemented the virus wanted to
Marnixxie: Stop KingSam from saving the people
Marnixxie: His name was SmokingKills
Marnixxie: KingSam was very tired of his earlier battle
Marnixxie: And now had to face Smokingkills
Marnixxie: But then in the back of SmokingKills
Marnixxie: Seput came
Marnixxie: Both KingSam and Seput challenged Smokingkills
Marnixxie: For the battle of ages
Marnixxie: 3,2,1 and the battle started
Marnixxie: KingSam spammed his laser on smokingkills
Marnixxie: But for some reason he does not die
Marnixxie: Seput knows why and says to KingSam
Marnixxie: Those are all ghosts, we need to find the REAL one
Marnixxie: KingSam and Seput kept killing the ghosts
Marnixxie: But Smokingkills stayed alive
Marnixxie: At a point from a corner Smokingkills shoot a rocket
Marnixxie: At KingSam and it hurt him
Marnixxie: KingSam layed on the ground
Marnixxie: But Seput had t finish Smokingkills
Marnixxie: Seput called for an airstrike
Marnixxie: And was placing c4s
Marnixxie: And after a some time the first bombs fell
Marnixxie: And SmokingKills got caught in a fire of lava
Marnixxie: Seput celebrated, but he knew that KingSam was hit
Marnixxie: He ran to KingSam and asked him if everything was
Marnixxie: fine
Marnixxie: KingSam was speechless and tried to stand up
Marnixxie: Seput said, do not stand up, you are hurt too much
Marnixxie: I need to bring you to the hospital
Marnixxie: Seput brought KingSam on his back and walked
Marnixxie: to the hospital
Marnixxie: After 2 days of nonstop walking they finally reached
Marnixxie: the hospital
Marnixxie: In the hospital Seput shouted for help
Marnixxie: And a certain doctor called Catgirl12466 came
Marnixxie: She said that KingSam was in a bad state
Marnixxie: Catgirl12466 laid KingSam on the bed
Marnixxie: And was taking care of his wounds
Marnixxie: After 3 days KingSam was finally functional
Marnixxie: But Seput was already gone
Marnixxie: KingSam walked to the bar for a new hunter
Marnixxie: In the bar he met Sparklymuffinz
Marnixxie: KingSam first doubted about the skills of
Marnixxie: Sparklymuffinz, so he challenged her
Marnixxie: For a friendly match
Marnixxie: It was a very close match
Marnixxie: And at some point Kingsam's ammunitation was zero
Marnixxie: Sparklymuffinz still had 3 bullets left
Marnixxie: And hit KingSam
Marnixxie: KingSam was convinced and brought her with him
Marnixxie: On his long journey to the polar
Marnixxie: They needed a boat so they went to the docks
Marnixxie: At the docks they met a saloir called Chrise10
Marnixxie: Chrise10 is an experienced sailor
Marnixxie: He said, I will bring you two to the polar
Marnixxie: As long I get paid
Marnixxie: KingSam asked, how much do I need to pay you?
Marnixxie: Chrise10 answered 15 bottles of wine and 10 cans of
Marnixxie: beer
Marnixxie: KingSam said the deal was ok and said he will come
Marnixxie: back in 2 hours
Marnixxie: To buy everything in the central market
Marnixxie: In the market at the liquor store they met the
Marnixxie: They met the clerk Marnixxie
Marnixxie: Marnixxie was always drinking his own drinks
Marnixxie: So ofcourse he was already drunk
Marnixxie: The drunk clerk asked, cann i-i-i help-p you-u?
Marnixxie: KingSam said I need 15 bottles of wine and 10 cans of
Marnixxie: beer
Marnixxie: Marnixxie gave KingSam the stuff
Marnixxie: But then something strange happened
Marnixxie: Sparklymuffinz shot the clerk with her pistol
Marnixxie: And said to KingSam
Marnixxie: I hate alcoholics
Marnixxie: KingSam giggled and said, let's move on
Marnixxie: They went to Chrise10
Marnixxie: And gave him all the drinks
Marnixxie: Chrise10 was pleased and said, come aboard!
Marnixxie: So they came into the ship
Marnixxie: Within 15 minutes they could not even see the docks
Marnixxie: anymore
Marnixxie: But Chrise10 warned, close to the polar it will be
Marnixxie: dangerous
Marnixxie: After 5 days of travelling they saw it
Marnixxie: They saw the polar!
Marnixxie: but then
Marnixxie: A sea monster came out of the water
Marnixxie: KingSam ran as fast as he could
Marnixxie: And jumped into a box
Marnixxie: But Sparklymuffinz is a confident hunter
Marnixxie: She had a pistol in one hand
Marnixxie: And a rocket in the other one
Marnixxie: And shoot at the sea monster
Marnixxie: And it died
Marnixxie: Chrise10 was very happy because his ship was still
Marnixxie: Alive
Marnixxie: And 5 minutes later they were on the polar
Marnixxie: But on the polar they saw two people walking
Marnixxie: They greeted KingSam and Sparklymuffinz
Marnixxie: And said their names were DJJonosound and
Marnixxie: Stieben
Marnixxie: Stieben is a party-animal and DJJonosound is a
Marnixxie: music producer
Marnixxie: But because they have no money and live on the polar
Marnixxie: They never could have some fun
Marnixxie: But then high in the sky the angel GrantaClause came
Marnixxie: again
Marnixxie: He said, good job KingSam
Marnixxie: You are on the polar
Marnixxie: Do you have the ice?
Marnixxie: KingSam grabbed some ice as fast as he could
Marnixxie: And answered yes
Marnixxie: GrantaClause was pleased
Marnixxie: And said, if you close your eyes now
Marnixxie: And wish the people to come back
Marnixxie: They will respawn
Marnixxie: KingSam closed his eyes
Marnixxie: And wished that they come back
Marnixxie: And -poof- the people all respawned on the polar
Marnixxie: All his friends, LagWarrior, Razinao, Benster_137,
Marnixxie: Kloud_Strife, Stretford01, Destroyerx1
Marnixxie: Balloon98, Alkatraz, Brave_Gold_Heart
Marnixxie: Matt_Allen, DarthLego5679, Winner87956
Marnixxie: And Jolteon42 came back
Marnixxie: Stieben grabbed one of Chrise10's cans of beer
Marnixxie: And started to drink
Marnixxie: DJJonosound asked GrantaClause if he could do
Marnixxie: a wish too
Marnixxie: GrantaClause asked, what one?
Marnixxie: I want to have one big party with all these people
Marnixxie: here
Marnixxie: And -poof- they all were in a disco
Marnixxie: And had a good time together
Marnixxie: With DJJonosound doing all the music
Marnixxie: And Stieben started up the party
Marnixxie: And they all live happy together
Marnixxie: The end
