Shitpost thread

[CloudBryan9]

Oh dear lord. I'm scarred for life O.O

 

[Jivvi]

Oh dear lord. I'm scarred for life O.O

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[Willchill]

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[Enderfive]

I carry in my right front pocket, my gold-encrusted 1986 Hans Ruger, crafted by the Austrian Firearms mastermind himself, Hans Ruger. When I am in fear for my life, whether I am getting robbed by thugs or the police pull me over, I quickly draw my Ruger with the smoothest of moves, like a hot knife through spaghetti. When I firmly grasp it's stock, it reminds me of gently caressing the small Polynesian woman I met in Guam in 1994. Her name was XiaoMing Yehovis, which means in her native Polynese language 'Mark of the Budding Turnip'. When I squeeze the trigger, there's a feeling that comes from the sound emanated from the hammer striking the bullet in synchronicity with the force of the reaction kicking back the gun as I hold it, trying to break free from my determined grip like a man who finds his meaning in life; I can only describe this feeling as positively orgasmic. Such a beautiful combination of power and precision orchestrated by myself, the Maestro of this grand symphony, reaches a blissful climax as the bullet penetrates and eliminates my target.

 

[Jivvi]

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a Rastafarian Apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you don't agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

 

[Notme]

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a Rastafarian Apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you don't agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

sounds like moral singularity

 

[les_morts_vivants]

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a Rastafarian Apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you don't agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

HEY HEY I DONT LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE

 

[Aqua]

HEY HEY I DONT LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE

Jivvi He doesn't like you.
I don't like you either! You better watch yourself we're wanted men! I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS!

 

[les_morts_vivants]

Jivvi He doesn't like you.
I don't like you either! You better watch yourself we're wanted men! I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS!

I don't care I'll meme you to death fukboi

 

[Aqua]

 

[Aqua]

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that was supposed to be dat boi... o shit waddup

 

[Jayfeather]

ive lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... or ratings im not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry

 

[Aqua]

ive lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... or ratings im not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry

Jay didn't get enough likes on his profile so he had to post it here too ^-^

 

[Jayfeather]

Jay didn't get enough likes on his profile so he had to post it here too ^-^

ive lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... or ratings im not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry

 

[Scrable]

YOU WANT SHITPOSTS?
PREPARE FOR THE SHITTIEST SHITPOST....

 

[Terre936]

Jesus Christ why havent you been banned yet

 

[Willchill]

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[Fragile]

to visit my favorite thread go to http://escaperestart.com/forum/threads/shitpost-thread.19626/page-2
not page one though. i think gerald the butler likes page 1. fuck you gerald.

 

[Scrable]

I like trains

 

[Friendy]

get merked