Random obscure rhyming poem things.

[DJJonosound]

I was just talking to a friend and in an outburst of random came up with this:

Its the final pie
Who gets to try
The question is - who can fry
But the losers may just sigh
As the winner takes the pie

Lets see who can come up with the awesomest one. (Any topic) All the last words of each sentence must rhyme though :D

 

[Pim]

Dont tell us stories about pies.
we know they are all lies.
I know we can beat him guys,
and run away with the price.

 

[Duffie]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked this post
And so should you

 

[zezmi]

I am awesome
But only once a month on the 32nd
I make rhymes that sort of rhyme
But sometimes they don't.

 

[gay vampire]

Oh no, oh no,
Kylie just ate a shoe,
Good throw, good throw,
stabbed her right in the head
and then we took her body to the shed
where someone random said
"Cannibals, cannibals,
all cannibals must die,
Cannibals, cannibals,
all cannibals will be fried"
but then her dead corpse just got up
did a shake, a stylish dance,
and then she just pranced around,
yelling
"Holy freaking monkey-organ pies!
I just got shot straight in the eye!
The end will no longer be nigh,
and I will get the bestest prize!"
Oh no, oh no,
oh no all the workers said,
Old coats, old coats,
old coats just started eating flesh
and then kylie just ate a shoe.

Go back to the start of this poem ;D

OH DAMNIT ALL THE END WORDS HAVE TO RHYME AKWGKJABGKJANJWKTGNA JUST REALISED THAT.

 

[Excepted]

I don't have a clue
and neither do you.

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

What is the point of a good Rhyme,
When you do not have the Time
To Play,
Or Stay,
On track of whats you're looking for?
And i'm sure,
It's for a good reason,
But as of right now I see this as Treason!
(Should I go on?)

 

[CaptainCake]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked this post
And so should you

Roses are red,
that much is true,
although Violets are purple,
not damn blue!

 

[Duffie]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked this post
And so should you

Roses are red,
that much is true,
although Violets are purple,
not damn blue!

I'm color blind,
That's easy to see,
Purple is blue,
So don't mess with me

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Is this a Rhyme off I Spot?
I would hate to get Caught,
In the Middle,
Or get played like a Fiddle.
I do wonder how this will End,
As a Friend,
Or will one of you Defend,
Your right to the Rhyming Throne?

 

[Duffie]

Some like to rhyme,
Some don't mind,
Some like to random,
Oh look, a bear.

 

[GodzEater]

What's going on?
I don't have a clue.
I only posted on here,
Because Duffie did too.

 

[Superchops]

I'm the king of rock, there is none higher​

Sucker MC's should call me sire​

To burn my kingdom, you must use fire​

I won't stop rockin' till I retire​

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Now we rock the party and come correct​

Our cuts are on time and rhymes connect​

Got the right to vote and will elect​

And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect​