Jolt's New Girlfriend

[Aqua]

Ladies and effeminate Men: Jolterino is looking for a girlfriend in escape restart to prove he's not gay: If you're Single and Horny, hit me up.

Jolt is a 17 year old male from Paarl, South Africa. He enjoys riding bicycles, long strolls by the sea and pretending to be gay.

He's around 6ft in height and has curly brown hair in a jew-fro.

Spoiler: Picture of the man in question

Disclaimer: I took the picture therefore it's my intellectual property

Take a look at what other potential suitors have already said about this fine individual:

Spoiler: Enderfive

Spoiler: Lizthehedgehog

Spoiler: Hoog

Spoiler: Some Guy

Pick up the phones and call in now before it's TOO late!

 

[Enderfive]

this thread gave me aids

 

[Rune]

im single and ready to mingle :)

 

[les_morts_vivants]

every day a little part of this server dies

 

[Faliara]

Spoiler: Some Guy

Psycho is that you

 

[Toiletprincess]

I want to crack my head against a table seeing this.

 

[Poe]

Does he send nudes?

 

[SalientGorilla]

Spoiler: Picture of the man in question

Disclaimer: I took the picture therefore it's my intellectual property

Did it... Did it shit on him?

 

[Mastersten]

When did you get unbanned?

 

[Nottykitten]

You need to be atleast 13 to sign up on this website, you didn't lie did you?

 

[Enderfive]

When did you get unbanned?

he made me post his appeal

i am so sorry

 

[Aqua]

he made me post his appeal

i am so sorry

I didn't make you do anything.

 

[les_morts_vivants]

so how long until aqua gets banned for shitposting again

Spoiler: but chao when are you going to be banned again

2 weeks if that

 

[CloudBryan9]

so how long until aqua gets banned for shitposting again

Spoiler: but chao when are you going to be banned again

2 weeks if that

I have no idea. But I'm interested in finding out.

 

[les_morts_vivants]

I have no idea. But I'm interested in finding out.

I'm sure you are

 

[Fog]

Inffy is always looking for fresh meat... and i think he needs encouragement to ween from his mum

 

[webpaige]

Inffy is always looking for fresh meat... and i think he needs encouragement to ween from his mum

no

 

[Fog]

no

*snaps fingers in face* excuuuuuuuuse you!

 

[Infected_alien8_]

Can I please move this thread to off-topic because every time I see it at the top of the forums a small part of me dies

 

[Love]

but inffy by replying you are just a part of the problem!

 

[Aqua]

Jeez Louise guys, I just wanted to cyberbully Jolt, this thread has descended into chao trying to be funny, Major_Bryan being passive agressive, raxo... existing and inf being a cuck.

Just please stop replying thanks.

 

[webpaige]

Just please stop replying thanks.

no

 

[les_morts_vivants]

Jeez Louise guys, I just wanted to cyberbully Jolt, this thread has descended into chao trying to be funny, Major_Bryan being passive agressive, raxo... existing and inf being a cuck.
chao trying to be funny,
chao trying to be funny,
Just please stop replying thanks.

how could this happen to me.mp3

 

[JayApple]

jolt is mine delete this thanks

 

[IQD]

this is why i hate you people