What would YOU do with a portal gun?

[mullaccm]

Personally, I think that I would stand on my own to feet first, that would be kind of cool. You could also create a mini black hole on earth by placing another in space.

 

[HarmakAnna]

I would get automatic landing things that make it so I don't break my legs when falling then I would fly! :D

 

[JtTorso]

One portal at the bottom of a tower, one portal at the end of an airplane, and one pair of longfall boots.

 

[Duffie]

I definitely wouldn't use it for perverted means.

But, in all seriousness, I probably would use it for fast transportation. Screw walkin-- Dang it, who put this blacktop here?

 

[Wink]

I would use one to find my tv remote.

 

[Dragosh]

I would use it once and never move it again. One at school and one at home. Hour and 30 minutes to get home can be pretty tiring.

 

[Specter2k11]

One on the US, one in my country. Insta-shortcut to US Cuisine.

 

[DKnucklehead]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

I'll get an astronaut suit first :3

 

[Chillingworth]

I definitely wouldn't use it for perverted means.

But, in all seriousness, I probably would use it for fast transportation. Screw walkin-- Dang it, who put this blacktop here?

Oh god how I wish I could post this GIF I have that relates to this. It's hilarious.

 

[Swate]

I'd use it to get out of bed in the morning. I'd shoot a portal on the ground next to my bed and another on the wall on the other side of my bed. Then I could just roll off the bed and come out the other portal standing up. :)

 

[Bieber_x]

go and see justin bieber.

 

[hywel45]

shoot it at someone and sees what happens

 

[Shinyshark]

i wud shot web

 

[DarthLego5679]

Infinite loop. That is all.

 

[minecrafter1414]

not this xD

 

[Fatalis]

I would get automatic landing things that make it so I don't break my legs when falling then I would fly! :D

But...how would you fly...

 

[Nillbugwtw]

Test. Test test test. Test all day. Can't stop testing.

 

[paceboys]

1: Sell portal guns
2: Use earned money to build new ones
3: Sell new ones
4: Repeat
5: PROFIT!!!!111!!!1!!!