Trouble in the West: Pirates vs Cowboys [Signups]

[Enderfive]

I think Priz will write our backstories himself as well? If so, what would be the backstory of the almighty Cactus?

 

[Fiestaguy]

"Your are the Pirate ship ballast It is your job to NOT LET THE FUCKING SHIP SINK

You win if the ship hasn't sank at the end of the game"

 

[Enderfive]

"Your are the Pirate ship ballast It is your job to NOT LET THE FUCKING SHIP SINK

You win if the ship hasn't sank at the end of the game"

Excuse me, sir, pirate sir, what is a ship doing in a desert

 

[Prizyms]

Imagine if this was an actual role.

Third party grannie/gramps - it exists!

 

[Enderfive]

Excuse me, sir, pirate sir, what is a ship doing in a desert

Also, how on Earth is it gonna sink in a desert

 

[Enderfive]

Third party grannie/gramps - it exists!

Yeah, well, I meant in this game with the exact same role name and description

 

[Prizyms]

Also, how on Earth is it gonna sink in a desert

How on Earth did a pirate ship make its way inland to a small desert village in the first place?

 

[Prizyms]

Also - signups are now full! Thanks for the immediate enthusiasm regarding this game. The game will begin within 36 hours - keep your eyes peeled for the game thread and role PMs!

 

[Enderfive]

How on Earth did a pirate ship make its way inland to a small desert village in the first place?

I'm gonna love this game, I can feel it in my exoskeleton.

 

[Nottykitten]

I think Priz will write our backstories himself as well? If so, what would be the backstory of the almighty Cactus?

"It was december 12th, 1798. When a brave cowboy named Bucky Johnson traveled across the Malgonian Desert to find a new world. It was a long journey, and Bucky brought 5 companions. His father, his brother and two of his best friends. And the fifth companion? You.

Two weeks before Bucky had drank a little too much. Not knowing what he was doing he randomly walked around in the desert. The morning after he was lost and no sign of life was to be seen. After 5 hours of walking in the direction which he hoped home would be, he stumbled across two cacti. You, and your best friend. Needless for foor Bucky ate your best friend, but not you. Bucky saw a connection between the two of you. Maybe it was because he was drunk, or maybe it was because you two were meant for eachother. Not long after Bucky decided to take you with him, he found his way back home to his village.

And forever you will be known as Bucky's lucky charm."

 

[Prizyms]

lucky charm.

This is way more relevant than you might have thought when you wrote this...

 

[Mooglie]

Needless

This made me laugh even though it wasn't meant to be a pun.

needless
needles
thorns
spikes
cacti

 

[GmK]

If people can be a cactus, I want to be a beer.

You are the beer.

If people drink from you, they will be drunk for the next day and can only write in limericks.

You win no matter what. Beer always prevails.

 

[Fiestaguy]

How on Earth did a pirate ship make its way inland to a small desert village in the first place?

'T BE A COMPLETE MYSTERRRRY FORR US YAHRR HARR, YE GOD O' YE SEAS BE CAUSIN' THIS MUTINY.

 

[Nottykitten]

If people can be a cactus, I want to be a beer.

You are the beer.

If people drink from you, they will be drunk for the next day and can only write in limericks.

You win no matter what. Beer always prevails.

You forgot the backstory!

 

[Fiestaguy]

If people can be a cactus, I want to be a beer.

You are the beer.

If people drink from you, they will be drunk for the next day and can only write in limericks.

You win no matter what. Beer always prevails.

There once was a big fat deer
He always drank his beer
Even tough he got drunk
He made out with a skunk
And they all were very queer.

NAILED IT

 

[Jivvi]

can only write in limericks.

I vow to accept this challenge
Deep deep down from my phalanges
The beer shall I be,
The beer shall be me
I swear to limerize around in my jimjammies

 

[Fiestaguy]

Also, how on Earth is it gonna sink in a desert

'AT BE YE DEVILISH SINKIN' SAND 'AYE BRIN' YE O' YE DAVY JONEs

 

[Jivvi]

There once was a big fat deer
He always drank his beer
Even tough he got drunk
He made out with a skunk
And they all were very queer.

NAILED IT

NO NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT
DON'T NINJA ME, YOU BLIGHT
I MUST BE THE BEER
MY SMUG LITTLE PEER
YOU'LL FIND A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK IN THE NIGHT

 

[Fiestaguy]

I vow to accept this challenge
Deep deep down from my phalanges
The beer shall I be,
The beer shall be me
I swear to limerize around in my jimjammies

Thati s not a limerick.
Limericks are 5 sentences with a specific rhyming scheme (AABBA)

For example
Rhyme with "Vine'
Rhyme with "Vine'
Rhyme with "Spoon"
Rhyme with "Spoon"
Rhyme with "Vine"

 

[Fiestaguy]

NO NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT
DON'T NINJA ME, YOU BLIGHT
I MUST BE THE BEER
MY SMUG LITTLE PEER
YOU'LL FIND A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK IN THE NIGHT

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED JIVVI
HE ALWAYS DIED IN A SPIFFY
HE ONCE CARRIED A KNIFE
AND GOT KILLED BY HIS WIFE
AND THEN DATED OUT FRIEND DIFFIE

 

[Fiestaguy]

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED JIVVI
HE ALWAYS DIED IN A SPIFFY
HE ONCE CARRIED A KNIFE
AND GOT KILLED BY HIS WIFE
AND THEN DATED OUT FRIEND DIFFIE

Wat. How did. HOW DID SPELLING CORRECTION EVEN MANAGE TO SCREW IT UP?
AND THEN DATED OUR FRIEND DIFFIE

 

[Jivvi]

Thati s not a limerick.
Limericks are 5 sentences with a specific rhyming scheme (AABBA)

For example
Rhyme with "Vine'
Rhyme with "Vine'
Rhyme with "Spoon"
Rhyme with "Spoon"
Rhyme with "Vine"

Yeah well, jimjammies and phalanges rhyme,
Challenge was a rhyme to find
It's not a science
Doesn't have to be down to the fines
If I'm drunk they all probably sound the same anywhyme

 

[Fiestaguy]

They all once sat in a bar.
That bar was covered in Tar
Gmk gave us beer
The bar filled with cheer
And it began, The limerick war

 

[Jivvi]

I hate to show my bitter interior
But my poetry is clearly superior
But I will continue
To bombard you
Until I have made it very clear