Stay Classy, Blocktopia.

[The Phantom]

After a month or two (or more?) away from JtE, tonight I decided to pop in and pay a visit. Several months back I had built a little cabin in a far-off corner of the map, where I could watch the alarmingly-square sun silently slip into the horizon without having to worry about neighbors, clan wars, or whatever nonsense you city slickers get yourselves into.

This is a photographic journal of my journey back, and what horrible lovely surprises awaited me.

Spoiler

Oh yes; home again! After a long journey back from my last logoff point at the Wizard's Tower, I'm happy to return to my humble cabin. I think it's been months!

Unlocking the door! I hope my cake is still-- wait, what's this?

Oh.

No, that's nice. Really.

Charming interior. Cozy. I like where you placed your torch. You must've thought about that forever.

And what's this?

Ah, great. Pleasant. Such skillful construction. Awe-inspiring architecture. What is that, Cottage Style? Oh, of course; so that is the thatch roof. Wow.

Littering is nice.

That's an odd color for a shee-- what's that in the background?

Great, lovely. My neighbor is a rotary shot dispenser. This is actually well done, I'm just being dramatic.

Oh, go right ahead. That's fine. Really.

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STAY CLASSY, BLOCKTOPIA!
you bastards <3

 

[storm886]

Lol, those first few pictures with the sand structure and cobble structure were from me and theodorre . We made them when the horses came out and we were trying to trap them. Guess we didn't get to removing them since they were so far out of the way.

 

[Iguana]

looks like phantom is suffering from cobble box syndrome still

sux2suck

 

[Theodorre]

Omgness I am so sorry about that. I completely forgot I hadn't demolished our...erm...artwork? D: I'll gladly come on the server and remove them. As for the crafting table & wooden planks, I *don't think* I had anything to do with that.

Did you know that your cottage had a DONKEY spawn right outside of it? You should feel so honoured!

 

[The Phantom]

Omgness I am so sorry about that. I completely forgot I hadn't demolished our...erm...artwork? D: I'll gladly come on the server and remove them. As for the crafting table & wooden planks, I *don't think* I had anything to do with that.

Did you know that your cottage had a DONKEY spawn right outside of it? You should feel so honoured!

It's totally fine! This post was about 95% joking, and I can just remove them myself as long as you're okay with it. I'm on so infrequently nowadays that I really don't care either way! x)

 

[Theodorre]

Omgness I am so sorry about that. I completely forgot I hadn't demolished our...erm...artwork? D: I'll gladly come on the server and remove them. As for the crafting table & wooden planks, I *don't think* I had anything to do with that.

Did you know that your cottage had a DONKEY spawn right outside of it? You should feel so honoured!

It's totally fine! This post was about 95% joking, and I can just remove them myself as long as you're okay with it. I'm on so infrequently nowadays that I really don't care either way! x)

Yeah...I don't need those anymore. x) I'm currently lost in the middle of the ocean, on a boat, so perhaps it'd be better if you removed them. =)

 

[RyanDodd]

I actually saw this house today when I was looking for a place to build a satellite for Wisteria.

 

[MindCrafty]

When I saw the cobble box, I knew, I just knew you fudging lost it.

 

[Faliara]

you've lost it ._.

Ah, cobble structures. Very nice, very cozy.

 

[Notme]

Cobble box... I think architect came from Solitude XD

 

[Jivvi]

i liked the rotary shot dispenser

 

[Terre936]

I've seen around 3 horses near your house, tried to breed 2, but it nu work. It was about a few weeks that this happened.

 

[Shanebat1]

Oh my beautiful Rotary Shot Dispenser. Made with care, and all of Rose's cobble chest.

 

[French_Fries]

Offf course... it's the Chipmunks fault nice going Bro xD theodorre

 

[Awwwyea]

Welcome back Phantom. We're glad you enjoyed your visit back to the land.

Next time you drop by we'll make sure to leave you a cobblestone cube with a sign that says "When is main coming out?"

 

[zezmi]

You remember to stay classy too!