Nyxo's Super Excellent Lovely Loan Lot

[Kuyajer]

THEY'RE ON TO US BOYS
P A C K U P A N D R U N

Hello players of RoF, Nyxo here. As many are aware, there has been a recent addition of prestige ranks, thanks to your wonderful RoF team. However, these prestige ranks happen to cost a pretty penny. Some of you may have already heard, but I, your excellent dorito face, is offering to help you lucky players an opportunity to rank up a little faster, for a small cost of course. But how is this possible you may ask? Well, a few people already know the answer!
and if you haven't figured it out by the title yet i'm not loaning you jack

Introduction
As your fellow player, cultist, and cult leader to Avallis, I figured I would do you all the gracious and generous deal of loans, In fact, below you'll find a few customers already, two of which include the newest underlings

PRICING
Prices are subject to change. For now I've charged a set amount to return, but that may change to a different system, such as simple or compound interest. Regardless, one should not worry about pricing, as you're sure to strike a nice deal with a fellow player.

CUSTOMERS
Satisfaction guaranteed, right?
- crystalcraft321 - 48 (0 remaining)
- superhalo6 - 77 (0 remaining)
- Moonpie7777 - 9 (3 remaining)
- lordj -45 (0 remaining)
- MikeTang(The Second Cultist!) - 202 (0 remaining)
- hipman500 - 119 (39 remaining)
- zack27999 - 56 (12 remaining)
- samlen - 18 (0 remaining)

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As you can see, I cater to all sorts of players, after all, they're the ones I'm looking out for! So why not add your name to the list today?
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AVAILABILITY
I'm currently giving out loans of 5-120 supercookies max, under the premise that you'll be able to pay back within a four to nine days, depending on the amount. Post below, PM me, or see me in-game for more details.
Closing shop for a few days, going to hit acolyte before opening back up.
availability is subject to change due to amount of supercookies in possesion. if you want to ask about the 'special" goods i have in stock, PM me or see me in game, do not post here or your post will be deleted

CUSTOMER APPROVAL
Coming soon™

Thank you all for reading and for your kind patronage. May we all have the best of times climbing our way through the ranks!

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[Dess]

So we have a black market and a hungry loan shark. Prestige was a great idea.

 

[Kuyajer]

So we have a black market and a hungry loan shark. Prestige was a great idea.

Loan shark is one way to put it, kind sir. I prefer to refer to it as a friendly borrowing service. Nothing as terrible as a loan shark, please, I'm here for the players.

 

[Psycho]

Will you start a mafia if these players don't pay up?

 

[Kuyajer]

Will you start a mafia if these players don't pay up?

I may or may not have a few associates already lined up. No worries though, we're all friends here!

 

[rosekill]

give me 1000000 super cookies and ill pay you back eventually...

 

[Swate]

inb4 compound interest and surcharges apply

 

[Timdood3]

inb4 compound interest and surcharges apply

Prices are subject to change. For now I've charged a set amount to return, but that may change to a different system, such as simple or compound interest.

But seriously, he's just trying to teach some of the younger RoFians(TM) how the real world works. :3

 

[Kuyajer]

But seriously, he's just trying to teach some of the younger RoFians(TM) how the real world works. :3

Think of the children!

 

[Ogarci]

As your fellow player, cultist, and cult leader to Avallis,

No! I am His Primarch and I am the interpreter of His divine authority and will! Do not succumb to such false beliefs.

Also, interesting idea that I probably saw coming, good on you Nyxo.

 

[Later_Gator]

It's only a matter of time before someone starts advertising protection against other players in KoTL for protection money cookies.

 

[Fiestaguy]

20-30 SUPERCOOKIES PAID BACK WITHIN A WEEK? HOLY CRAP 40-60 HOURS OF PLAYTIME IN A WEEK ASDF

 

[Notme]

But seriously, he's just trying to teach some of the younger RoFians(TM) how the real world works. :3

Ninja edutainment :D

It's only a matter of time before someone starts advertising protection against other players in KoTL for protection money cookies.

What about protecting RoFians on Discordia or teaming with them on AoD for RoF super cookies :D

 

[Kuyajer]

20-30 SUPERCOOKIES PAID BACK WITHIN A WEEK? HOLY CRAP 40-60 HOURS OF PLAYTIME IN A WEEK ASDF

You gain supercookies per round as any prestige rank. As a cultist, i can manage to scrap anywhere from 4-10

 

[Naoh]

I'm coming for you.

 

[superhalo6]

Oi ye pissa I owe ya 26, and the amount was 77.

 

[Kuyajer]

The newest underling has taken out a loan! See how fun and effective this is?

:^)

edit:Make that the newest underling and cultist

 

[superhalo6]

Get a loan from me today! The other chap couldn't even be bothered to update his list! And I provide cheaper loans!

 

[Kuyajer]

Another underling has been spawned!

 

[Vino]

Don't trust this guy! I took a student loan out from him to help pay for my 40K a week tuition for school. However the 180% intrest rates and awful customer support have made my life a nightmare! It hasnt even been a year yet and now im neck deep in debt, AND IM ONLY A SOPHMORE! How am i supposed to go to school, work 3 jobs, and not just pay off the ridiculious debt but also pay for m- OH WAIT. Sorry thought you were with Sallie Mae for a second, but your cool!

+1 nyxo #1 Onii-chan

 

[Kuyajer]

Hit acolyte;shop lot is back open.

 

[Kuyajer]

Hit acolyte;shop lot is back open.

just kidding we are closed permanently it was good while it lasted boys run before they find you!