[NSFW/NSFL] I wrote an extremely erotic, 33000 words fanfiction about EscapeRestart/Blocktopia.

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  1. Velzerat

    Velzerat Drink up baby, stay up all night

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    So, uh, yeah. Title.

    I originally started writing this for the festive art competition thing, but then it turned out that NSFW submissions weren't allowed, so I got kinda fucked on that one. I figured I'd still finish it and just drop it here with a metric fuckton of disclaimers.

    It's a fucked up, NSFW/NSFL tale, with extreme sexual perversions in it. If you are easily offended by something, do NOT read this. Consider this a massive trigger alert.

    Now you've been warned. This story is DARK, DIRTY, DISGUSTING, UNFAIR, and potentially NSFL.
    I intentionally wrote it as a kind of parody of terrible erotic fan fiction, and for some chapters I intentionally tried to make it as disturbing as possible.


    Anyway, without further ado, I present to you... A Man From Blocktopia.


    If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here, and I'll try to answer them.
    And before you ask, yes, I'm ashamed of what I've created. (but also a little bit proud)

    (I propose a Community Dramatic Reading night xoxo)
     
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  2. X408TwistedHelix

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    Yes.
     
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  3. Enderfive

    Enderfive sarcasm incarnate Mafia Host

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    what the fuck
     
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  4. Scrable

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    why does this exist
    i thought you were joking but you did it

    might be good for advertisement
     
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  5. Enderfive

    Enderfive sarcasm incarnate Mafia Host

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    dear fucking lord i skimmed some of it and boy am i glad i'm not in it
     
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    who all IS in it?
    I've not looked at it yet.
     
  7. Velzerat

    Velzerat Drink up baby, stay up all night

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    you are
     
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  8. Mastersten

    Mastersten In Omnia Paratus

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    After reading the first chapter this is the only possible response:
     
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    Chapter 1 is fine though, wait until you see the later ones
     
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  10. Velzerat

    Velzerat Drink up baby, stay up all night

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    if that is your reaction after reading the first chapter, boy, you are in for the ride of your fucking life
     
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  11. Aqua

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    Velzerat I'm still up for doing a dramatic reading of it as an event over Christmas on discord if you still want me to <3
     
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    If I were you, I will be running out of words.
     
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  13. Catcocomics

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    that moment when you wish you could do every single rating on a single post.

    [Have only just seen Table of Content]
    shit that's long...
    *sees Chapter 9 - a song of ICE and fire*
    oh... is this where I come in?
     
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  14. Psycho

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    Let's Talk.
     
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  15. Catcocomics

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    even after skimming through about 70% of that, still took hour and a half to read.
    All I can say is that I'm disappointed that I was a man.
     
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    I checked in to see how everyone was doing for this? Dear God...
     
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    boy howdy i sure am glad this exists
     
  18. Scrable

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    You probably came back at the worst possible time...
    Or the best time, depending on if you are into such... things
     
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  19. Trap_Wolf

    Trap_Wolf dam u str8 babygurl

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Hex

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    Well, I have to give it to you Velz. You really hit my personality spot on.
     
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    well hecking done, just by skimming this is a work of fine literature

    movie adaptation when
     
  22. Velzerat

    Velzerat Drink up baby, stay up all night

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    audiobook first xoxo
     
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    this should be pinned on principle
     
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    Rune Resident Roadman | Dark RP Mod

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    holy shit, so far so good and you even included my special screaming talents. if only i got fucked though :(

    [​IMG]
     
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    OH.

    MY.

    GOD.
     
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