New Zombification / Humanisation / Last Player / Timer Messages

[Megatron]

I was looking through some of the server files earlier, and we could really do with some new messages. Post any you can think up, and if they're any good they'll be added :D

Examples:

Oh wow, $player! Looking good, only $minutes long minutes to go!
$zombie has eaten better. 3/10
$zombie introduced $human to the party
Forever alone, $player!

 

[Nottykitten]

Zombie timer messages.
Better luck next time, $player! $minutes left to get those humanz!
You lost your brainz $player! $minutes left to get those humanz!

Human timer messages.
Good job $player, you got $minutes left till freedom!
Run those $minutes $player!

Last player messages.
Watchout $player.
They are all after you $player!

Zombification.
$zombie just robbed $player of his brainz.
$player just lost the game due $zombie.
$zombie just stole $players brainsandwich!
$zombie crabbed $player like a cat!

And i dont understand the humanisation thing, is this with powerpill?

 

[Mccuish]

since i'm a resident evil fan
$zombie has infected $player with the t virus

 

[Shinyshark]

Zombie timer messages.
Come and get it! It's a running buffet!
Who died and made you king of the zombies?
You go to bed with it?
The front door is open... AGAIN!

Human timer messages.
Any zombies out there?
Ed, for the last time...
Don't forget to kill Philip!
Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet...
I'm quite all right, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.

Last player messages.
Last orders for %HUMAN%, please!
Ah, %HUMAN% has a situation here.
It's a lot of overblown nonsense %HUMAN%, a lot of drug nuts running wild.

Zombification messages.
I don't think %ZOMBIE%'d leave us, %HUMAN%.
%ZOMBIE% chased %HUMAN% around the garden with a bit of wood.
%ZOMBIE% has gotten red on %HUMAN%.
Basically, %ZOMBIE%'d say your nine lives are up, %HUMAN%.
Did you know that on several occasions... %ZOMBIE% touched %HUMAN%?

 

[kraby1]

Hm, I think the bed one has been added.

player woke up in the bed next to zombie that's what it was.

My ideas : P = player Z = zombie They indicate names.

Just killing

P couldn't escape Z 's mighty force!
P was just terminated by Z!
Z just traded some brains with P!
P Just lots his manliness Due to Z! (erm, this one is kind you know )
P GAME OVER, credit to Z!
Z danced with P!
Z Just Wooooooow'd P!
P, you have been zombiefyied by Z!
P You have legs right? If yes they couldn't escape Z!
P I'm sorry to tell you but you have been killed by Z!
Z Just feasted upon P's brain!
P is very upset now, say thanks to Z!
P has just been Thriller'd by Z!
P gave away his brains to Z!

And Just Last human messages!

P Just don't mess this up!
P Is the Last human alive!
P Watch out for these zombies!

And some Time things.

Just 9 minutes P! Watch out for the living -dead!
Just 8 minutes P! Keep strong! You might make it!
Just 7 minutes P! You are almost there! Not!
Just 6 minutes P! You are some epicly epic human!
Just 5 minutes P! Just 5 very very very very slow minutes!
Just 4 minutes P! How on earth did you do this?!
Just 3 minutes P! Chuck Norris is planning to adopt you.. NOTE: Chuck Norris could be reaplced by a HC name!
Just 2 minutes P! WOW Catch me I might faint!
Just 1 minute P! YOU BETTER NOT MESS THIS UP!

please tell me via pm if any of these had been accepted :)

 

[Chillingworth]

For last alive:

Grab your shotgun, $human!
$human is humanity's last hope!
It's hammer time, $human!

Zombifications:

$zombie enjoyed meeting $human!
$human tasted like sweet victory to $zombie

 

[Matt_Allen]

Survivors:
The clocks ticking down, $name, hold in there!
You're on the menu, $name! Keep off the tray!
You have gotten this far $name, don't fall behind now!

Zombies:
This is an all-you-can-eat buffet, $name!
Only $time more minutes/seconds until the food is too cold
You've got this $name! You can eat those tasty humans!

 

[omgitsathong]

Last Player Message:
Any last words, $player?

 

[Nillbugwtw]

New messages are put on hold while we troubleshoot a crashing problem related to these. Do keep posting them, though, they look great. :)

 

[Degekken]

When the game begins:
Oh god it is a zombie virus!
Quickly make a shelter before the first zombies appear!

When the game commence:
We must research (or something like that ;p) for the cure!, but it would take 10 weeks (1 week= 1 minute ingame)
Example for the time: Weeks left for cure: 9 (9.00 time left)

When humans win:
The cure has finally be found...

When zombies win:
The world became dark and full of undead creatures

(Makes gameplay abit more realistic.)

 

[Wink]

What Nill said. I heard that one of the HC's (*cough* Mega *cough*) screwed up in installing the last ones.

 

[MarsKid]

Human: Minute Marks

Don't slip up Player1! Just $minutes left!
You've done well, Player1! Only $minutes left!
GET TO DA CHOPPAR Player1! There's $minutes left!

Human: Last Man

The plan is simple. Kill the Player1! (Dark Night reference if you don't get it)
Poor Player1, all on his lonesome.
Player1 is ridin' solo! (hate that song, but it gave me an idea)

Zombie: Death Messages

Player2 brutally murdered Player1
Player1 fell into Player2's grasp!
Player1 lost his brain to Player2
Player1 had no chance of evading Player2
Player2 decided to steal Player 1's brain!

 

[Sr_TNT]

Killing:
$zombie Give me a hug :D! $human

$zombie I Choose You! $human

$zombie Hammered Time $human

$human Catch Me If You Can $zombie Gotcha!

Minute Marks:

9 Minutes: Run!!!!
8 Minutes: Dont Look Back!
7 Minutes: This Is Just The Beginning!
6 Minutes: Here's A Cookie
5 Minutes: Omg! Keep Going
4 Minutes: Look Behind You! Just Kidding
3 Minutes: You Cant Catch Me Im $human
2 Minutes: Dance! 2 Minutes Away!
1 Minutes: I Think IntesiK Is Jealous Of You!

Last Human:

Tick Tock We Are Coming For You $human
Keep On Running $human
We Are Closer Then You Think $human

 

[Stieben]

Last human message:
Everyone search for $player and kill him!

 

[kraby1]

New Killing Messages

Z Went to McDonalds and ordered a P!
P Fell in love with Z!
Love is in the air P and Z!
P Donated his brains to Z!
P sold his brains to Z on the auction!
P fell and tripped while running from Z!
Z Just stripped P of his brain!
Z just committed crime over P!
P admitted love to Z!
P and Z are now friends!

 

[Gasy_Europeon]

Human Messages:
1, 2, zombies are coming for you $player
RUN FOR YOU'RE LIFE $player!

Zombie Messages:
$zombie just ordered a Mc$player for breakfast!
That human over there sure looks tasty
That human is easy to kill, GO GO GO
Oh look, a human!
Go $player, GO NOM HUMAN'S BRAINS
$player just had a one night stand with $player

Game beggining messages:
Be careful! or you might start the infection!

Last human messages:
Hold you're brains in there $player, only $time minutes to go!
Don't get you're brains nommed $player!
The human gods are impressed $player, only $time minutes to go!

 

[Megatron]

What Nill said. I heard that one of the HC's (*cough* Mega *cough*) screwed up in installing the last ones.

Except it was a crash related to emoticons, and I'd have sorted it myself had it not been brought to my attention until 11pm.

 

[Numberplay]

First zombie (why not?) :
$Player was a zombie before it was mainstream.

Zombification :
$Zombie eated $Player's brain. Deal with it.
$Zombie secured $Player's brain in his stomach.
$Player had a bad day thanks to $Zombie.

Zombie timer :
The humans are laughing at you. Prove them wrong. $minutes minutes remaining.
Don't you think $minutes minutes is a bit short to get those humans?

Humanisation :
$Player found and placed $Zombie's brain back.
$Player showed $Zombie the advantages to be human.
$Zombie got a 1-up from $Player.

Human timer :
You hear footsteps, moanings and screams all around you. $minutes minutes left.
Don't lose your cool, $minutes minutes and you're free.

Last human :
Don't lose hope $Player, maybe an old friend will eat your brain.
Isn't it nice to be the last human left $Player?

 

[Wink]

Oh it was a tricky situation. Disreguard that post then

 

[Malacath]

I'll do my part, hm?

Human timer:
Keep those legs moving @player, 'x' min remaining
Lets show those zombies what we're made of @player, 'x' min remaining
No no, you're not tired @player, keep running, 'x' min remaining
Come on @player, we have faith in you, 'x' min remaining

Zombie timer:
There is enough for all @player, don't worry, 'x' min remaining
Won't you like a juicy brain @player? Go get some!, 'x' min remaining
You can do better @player, keep moving, 'x' min remaining
Plenty of time left to annihalite them all @player, 'x' min remaining

Last human:
You could use a pat now @player !
You're a legend now @player!
@player shows what he's made off!
Don't worry @player, it won't hurt if they eat you alive.

Pf, it's 2:39 now here, couldnt sleep, but hell, I'm tired now!

Hope you liked those.

 

[Marnixxie]

$zombie made $player FABULOUS!

EDIT: @Megatron ;]

 

[Dess]

Hmm I only know one for zombies It would be
Ummm what are you doing? Your a zombie $player

 

[Swate]

For humans:
Keep on the lookout for those red names, $player!

For zombies:
Snooping as usual, the humans see! (Heh)

For last alive:
Better get ready to bolt, $player!

 

[Willchill]

$human, BEHIND YOU!
$zombie, KILL DEM HOOMANS!

 

[snowma]

1 minute left: FUCK THE POLICE

Seriously though. I can't think of any good suggestions.