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I decided to make an IRC fails thread, All funny sentences, Fails etc should be put here for all to see!
This just happened:
[19:47]* Gameprochampion ties GmKBot to a chair
[19:47]* AngelWV kicks GmKBot
[19:47]* Gameprochampion slaps GmKBot around a bit with a large fishbot
[19:47]* Gameprochampion slaps GmKBot around a bit with a large fishbot
[19:47]* GmKBot ties Gameprochampion
[19:47]* Gameprochampion slaps GmKBot around a bit with a large fishbot
[19:47] == Gameprochampion was kicked from #blocktopia by Dead-gone [Don't repeat yourself! Or be banned 30 minutes!]
[19:47] GmKBot: ow! my finger! that was my 2nd-to-last one
[19:47] AngelWV: LOL.
[19:47] GmKBot: ow! my mouth!
[19:47] GmKBot: crumbs
[19:47] GmKBot: Arrrgh my shin! now i only have 238993 left
[19:47] GmKBot: look, here in this warehouse.

[19:52]* GmKBot farts on himself
 
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The time for this one is fabricated since I don't have the original quote.
[16:43]Ciphered: This project will make my arm hurt
 
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[16:00] <+dirtcake> Welcome to dirtcake's testing channel, Smaned.
[16:00] <+dirtcake> fucking
[16:00] <+Smaned> :confused:
[16:00] <Gamemakergm> :O
[16:00] <+Smaned> That's enough
[16:01] <+dirtcake> It's a script I made for my bot, but for some reason it's making me say it
[16:01] <+Smaned> Hmm
[16:01] <+Smaned> !say I'm an idiot!
[16:01] <+dirtcake> I'm an idiot!
[16:01] <+dirtcake> caheufhurh3qahcuaehr
[16:01] * dirtcake (~Dirtbot@) Quit ( Quit: Now if you will excuse me, I have a giant ball of oil to throw out my window )
 
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Smaned said:
[16:00] <+dirtcake> Welcome to dirtcake's testing channel, Smaned.
[16:00] <+dirtcake> fucking
[16:00] <+Smaned> :confused:
[16:00] <Gamemakergm> :O
[16:00] <+Smaned> That's enough
[16:01] <+dirtcake> It's a script I made for my bot, but for some reason it's making me say it
[16:01] <+Smaned> Hmm
[16:01] <+Smaned> !say I'm an idiot!
[16:01] <+dirtcake> I'm an idiot!
[16:01] <+dirtcake> caheufhurh3qahcuaehr
[16:01] * dirtcake (~Dirtbot@) Quit ( Quit: Now if you will excuse me, I have a giant ball of oil to throw out my window )
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Ahaha, I lol'd.
 
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I don't have the exact times, since I don't log #blocktopia. But after looking at my zombie logs, I think this is the right time. This happened about 5 mins ago.

12:40 * mariosatr slaps GmKBot
12:40 <GmKBot> *suppresses mariosatr back with Dead-gone*
12:40 Dead-gone is now known as Deadl0ck
12:40 <mariosatr> ...
12:40 <Deadl0ck> GOD FUCKING JEZUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL
12:40 * GmKBot is blown away by force of Deadl0ck's statement
12:40 <Seann_G> Lol!

MOTD: NEVER slap GmKBot, or he will ping HAs.
 
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[22:48] <mariosatr> xD
[22:53] <@jayp94> This
[22:53] <@jayp94> Is
[22:53] <@jayp94> Call of Duty
[22:53] <@jayp94> In a nutshell
[22:53] <@jayp94> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGXP7zo4YNY
[22:53] <@KingSam> nope
[22:53] <GmKBot> dootie =D
[22:55] <@KingSam> loljayp
[22:56] <@KingSam> whilst i've never played Call of Duty, I can believe it's what happens
[22:57] <GmKBot> dooo-tie. dooo-tie. dooo-tie. dooo-tie. dooo-tie
[22:57] <@KingSam> GmKBot, you're a fucking dootie
[22:57] <GmKBot> dootie is my friend

[23:28] <DinnerWV> WHAT THE HELL
[23:28] <DinnerWV> WHAT.
[23:28] <DinnerWV> LADDER GOATS? LOL
[23:29] <DinnerWV> Iguana what is a dolefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> fopefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> dopefihs*
[23:29] <DinnerWV> dopefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> .-.
[23:29] <Iguana> ladder goat is master race
[23:30] <DinnerWV> Naster race? for what
[23:30] <DinnerWV> Master*
[23:30] <+Razinao> Naw it's not the dopefish Iknow
[23:30] <DinnerWV> What is a dopefihs
[23:30] <DinnerWV> ...
[23:30] <DinnerWV> DOpefish*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> Dpefish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> dope[fish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> d[efish
[23:31] <+Razinao> :>
[23:31] <DinnerWV> dopefish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> JESUS CHRIST WTF.
[23:31] <DinnerWV> I'm gunna smash this keyb=board up in a mi nute
[23:31] <DinnerWV> keyboard uo in a minut e*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> kegboard up in a minute*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> keyboard*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> ./ragquit
 
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Nero1000 said:
[22:48] <mariosatr> xD
[22:53] <@jayp94> This
[22:53] <@jayp94> Is
[22:53] <@jayp94> Call of Duty
[22:53] <@jayp94> In a nutshell
[22:53] <@jayp94> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGXP7zo4YNY
[22:53] <@KingSam> nope
[22:53] <GmKBot> dootie =D
[22:55] <@KingSam> loljayp
[22:56] <@KingSam> whilst i've never played Call of Duty, I can believe it's what happens
[22:57] <GmKBot> dooo-tie. dooo-tie. dooo-tie. dooo-tie. dooo-tie
[22:57] <@KingSam> GmKBot, you're a fucking dootie
[22:57] <GmKBot> dootie is my friend

[23:28] <DinnerWV> WHAT THE HELL
[23:28] <DinnerWV> WHAT.
[23:28] <DinnerWV> LADDER GOATS? LOL
[23:29] <DinnerWV> Iguana what is a dolefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> fopefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> dopefihs*
[23:29] <DinnerWV> dopefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> .-.
[23:29] <Iguana> ladder goat is master race
[23:30] <DinnerWV> Naster race? for what
[23:30] <DinnerWV> Master*
[23:30] <+Razinao> Naw it's not the dopefish Iknow
[23:30] <DinnerWV> What is a dopefihs
[23:30] <DinnerWV> ...
[23:30] <DinnerWV> DOpefish*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> Dpefish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> dope[fish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> d[efish
[23:31] <+Razinao> :>
[23:31] <DinnerWV> dopefish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> JESUS CHRIST WTF.
[23:31] <DinnerWV> I'm gunna smash this keyb=board up in a mi nute
[23:31] <DinnerWV> keyboard uo in a minut e*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> kegboard up in a minute*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> keyboard*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> ./ragquit
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Notch save him.
 
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Nero1000 said:
[23:28] <DinnerWV> WHAT THE HELL
[23:28] <DinnerWV> WHAT.
[23:28] <DinnerWV> LADDER GOATS? LOL
[23:29] <DinnerWV> Iguana what is a dolefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> fopefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> dopefihs*
[23:29] <DinnerWV> dopefish
[23:29] <DinnerWV> .-.
[23:29] <Iguana> ladder goat is master race
[23:30] <DinnerWV> Naster race? for what
[23:30] <DinnerWV> Master*
[23:30] <+Razinao> Naw it's not the dopefish Iknow
[23:30] <DinnerWV> What is a dopefihs
[23:30] <DinnerWV> ...
[23:30] <DinnerWV> DOpefish*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> Dpefish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> dope[fish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> d[efish
[23:31] <+Razinao> :>
[23:31] <DinnerWV> dopefish
[23:31] <DinnerWV> JESUS CHRIST WTF.
[23:31] <DinnerWV> I'm gunna smash this keyb=board up in a mi nute
[23:31] <DinnerWV> keyboard uo in a minut e*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> kegboard up in a minute*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> keyboard*
[23:31] <DinnerWV> ./ragquit
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LOLOLOLOL
Angel, you just surpassed nyxo in the typo department :p
 
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<GmKBot>UnScramble this Word: c d u o l ?
<GmKBot>1st Hint: ***** Question Value : 200 Points
<GmKBot>2nd Hint: co*** 20 secs & 100 Points Remaining
<mariosatr>cpdi;
<mariosatr>codul
<mariosatr>colud
<GmKBot>3rd Hint: co*** 10 secs & 50 Points Remaining
<mariosatr>coldu
<GmKBot>Would you like a hand?
<mariosatr>codlu
<mariosatr>codul
<GmKBot>Times up! The answer was -> could <-
<mariosatr>...
<mariosatr>FFFFF
 
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Lol.

<15:02> Dead-gone: I'll buy some tampons to remind me of mega.
<15:02> Megatron: YOU
<15:02> GmKBot: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
<15:03> Snowma: Hi Angel ;o
<15:03> Megatron: wonderful dead-gone
<15:03> == Dead-gone has changed nick to Deadl0ck
<15:03> Deadl0ck: Right
<15:03> AngelWV: Pinged.
<15:03> Deadl0ck: back to auto afk mode
<15:03> Deadl0ck: Laters!
<15:03> Megatron: get out
<15:03> GmKBot: Get out... gout.
<15:03> Megatron: deadl0ck get out
<15:03> Megatron: and get gout
<15:03> Megatron: thank you gmkbot
<15:03> GmKBot: No worries.
 
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