HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[ShadeSlayer98]

Granted but it's ramen.

I wish ShadeSlayer98 could speak engrish

Granted but you don't understand my engrlish

 

[TheWalruz]

Granted but everyone's tongue has been cut out

I wish I could see a million Iggys running off a cliff like lemmings

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but they fall on you
I wish sahed wasnt such a noob

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted, but ur a noob lol!!

I wish I would stop procrastinating and do my homework.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you get F for this homework.

I wish for cookies

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted, but you get too many cookies and you can't eat all of them in time and they keep regenerating and they end up rotting everywhere and you get really fat and your blood sugar spikes and you get diabetes and you can't move after a while and people come to your house as a local attraction for the regenerating rotting cookies and you're fined because your house is an eyesore and disrupts the entire street and eventually all of your neighbors move to another neighborhood and you get inevitably lonely because you're so big you can't move an inch and you eat cookies to soothe your pain and after a while you realize that the cookies have a small amount of a hallucinogenic substance in them and you begin to think that the only friends you have are your cookies and you talk with them and have wonderful conversations all the while people are moving further and further away from you and your house is on the news and you have a television show and helicopters fly over your house to give the public the best view possible of this complete disruption of humanity and you're so fixated on the cookies that you don't hear the doorbell when they come to interview you, and there was a man with an oversized check worth four million dollars because you won the nobel peace price for the most innovative display of contemporary modern art and you don't even know it because you can't turn on your television because the power went out three years ago but it only felt like five minutes to you because your cookies kept you safe, your cookies told you how to live, and everybody knows you can't trust a cookie.

I wish my hands weren't cold all the time.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you burn everything instead.

I wish that rawrtam wasnt so creative with wishes

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted.

I wish for blue.

 

[Notme]

Granted. But you gained superpower, so you can smell colors. Blue smells like poo.

I wish for next SMP

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but it's on maximum difficulty, mobs have more health and stronger attacks, you only have 3 full hearts, start at night in the nether and have one life. And by the time you join, somebody has already agro'd the pigmen.
After one death you get banned.

I wish for TNT

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but as soon as it comes out it have a ton of bugs and has to be closed for the next 5 years, and by the time it finally comes back, you suddenly died of a heart attack.


I wish for a pair of gloves

 

[Ltin]

Granted, they're both left.
I wish I would have more time to do my projects

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but now you have no time for anything else.

I wish I could play minecraft with greater frequency.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted but you become MineCraft.

I wish I had tea.

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but it tastes horrid.


I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Oak Milk]

Granted however it is all monopoly money

I wish for another bottle of Coca Cola

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but you drop it and it smashes before you can drink it.

I wish my feet weren't so cold .

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but as soon as you move them, they'll be even colder than before.

I wish I didn't just bring myself back into the game I thought was long dead.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted, but you bring yourself into the game and now our humanity is doomed.


I wish I had a stapler that worked.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but its only use is stapling ties to people's chests.

I wish half of blocktopia wasn't selectively blocked on my school laptop.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but its only use is stapling ties to people's chests.

I wish half of blocktopia wasn't selectively blocked on my school laptop.

Granted, now Internet access has been removed
I wish I had more time to do stuff

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but that stuff consists of homework and chores.

I wish I was more creative with my wishes.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but that stuff consists of homework and chores.

I wish I was more creative with my wishes.

Granted you now refer to stuff as what it is not
I wish Tim hadn't made the stuff what it already was.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted but all is what it already was.

I wish I was better at math.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but you can no longer speak English.

I wish more three more wishes.