HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Tamsanity]

Granted but your mind can't comprehend all of the memories so you're permanently brain damaged.

I wish I had more friends.

 

[755someone755]

You get more friends but they all leave immediately because you're too awesome.

I wish I had everything I wanted but nothing would happen for me to regret this wish.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted, you would go on to live your life to the fullest and never know any struggle, thus making you an inexperienced blank slate with nothing but your own luck to show for your achievements.

I wish I had a bowl

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but it's not clean and never will be.
That month-old piece of pasta stays glued to it forever.

I wish this thread could stop...?

 

[NovaCat]

granted, but then some one else starts a new on.

I wish I was really good at playing guitar.

 

[Naoh]

Granted but you can only play the theme from "Thomas the Tank Engine"

I wish that the world would blow up.

 

[DaniGrenade]

Granted, but the humans have already found and inhabited an alternative planet

I wish I could draw in class without being asked "what's that supposed to be? a cow?"

 

[Naoh]

Granted but you can only draw cows.

I wish that I was the world.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted but you're immediately destroyed by meteorites and all of your material gets scattered into Andromeda.

I wish I was a salmon.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Granted but you're immediately destroyed by meteorites and all of your material gets scattered into Andromeda.

I wish I was a salmon.

Granted~ But you get catched and eaten.

 

[Ltin]

Granted. You do not exist
I wish Fiesta didn't fail

 

[755someone755]

Granted... But it's Fiesta so no number of magic spells can stop him from failing.

I wish I failed.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted, but everyone else fails and the world is a failure and we all die.

I wish I had cats.

 

[755someone755]

Granted but now there's fur everywhere and your arms are bleeding from the scratches.
Also you start collecting them and become a cat lady with 100+ cats in the next 5 years.

I wish dogs didn't exist.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, you are mauled to death by a bored house cat.
I wish I didn't have homework today

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted, but you have homework for every single day after.

I wish I lived on another planet.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Granted, the planet does not have oxygen.

I wish for all OTP's to die.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted but I shipped you with the universe so nothing exists.

I wish I had better paint.

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but once you run out there will be no more paint in the world.


I wish it would never snow.

 

[755someone755]

Granted but the world is now on fire.

I wish I had a crayon.

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but now all other forms of writing (which includes texting) and drawing don't exist.

I wish that I have a never ending chocolate bar.

 

[Notme]

Granted but now all other forms of writing (which includes texting) and drawing don't exist.

I wish that I have a never ending chocolate bar.

Granted, but whole universe collapses to black hole.

I wish for wish, that isn't corrupted

 

[NovaCat]

Granted but since that was the only one and you wished for an incorrupt wish, it kinda canceled itself out there for, Its pretty much worthless.


I wish it would rain really hard.

 

[Tamsanity]

Granted but it's raining acid and everyone trips balls and dies.

I wish I had some ramen.

 

[Naoh]

Granted but it's ramen.

I wish ShadeSlayer98 could speak engrish