HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[joethepro123]

Granted, but you go to visit it without a spacesuit, and suffocate.
:C
Ow.

I wish
to be able
to ride...
Creepers!

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your creepers explodes.

I wish I could hack corrupt wishes

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but only for a nanosecond, so it was useless.

I wish for A+ grades in school, without cheating.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you crash in small island, and you are Forever Alone

I wish for tons of diamond

 

[joethepro123]

Granted, but you feel the urge to EAT THEM.

I wish for a personal black hole to which i am FOREVER invincible to.

 

[Lupus_Stevens]

Granted, but the black hole poops rainbows and constantly screams "NYANYANAYANAYAYAYANANAYANYANNAYAYANAYANAYAN"

I wish for an unlimited supply of gummy bear tea.

 

[Friendy]

Granted, But the gummy bear tea turns into gummy bear's and they eat you.

I wish for nothingness.

 

[joethepro123]

Granted, but the nothingness swallows you up.

I wish for a TFS.
(Tactical Facepalm Squad)
:D

 

[Asel_M]

Granted, but the TFS starts face palming you!

I wish for OVER 9000 TnT

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you accidentally light one and blow everything you own up. IRL

I wish for bacon.

 

[joethepro123]

Granted, but the bacon is poisoned because of some dye...(shifty look)and you die.

I wish for a personal, trained, loyal, NINJA ASSASAIN!

 

[Asel_M]

Granted but after the assassin died in battle, the next one you got was disloyal and sta... I mean hurt you in your sleep.

I wish for an AC130

 

[joethepro123]

Granted, but the gunship is hijacked by an enemy Spy, and it crashes.

I wish for Asel to be eaten by Defiant.
MWUHAHAHA!

 

[Asel_M]

Granted, but Defiant had indigestion and that killed him and myself...???

I wish for a sentry gun.

 

[Notme]

Granted, bud sentry gun his hacked, and this shoot to you!

I wish for... something

 

[Brave]

Granted but that "something" was Slender Man
I wish to get more TF2 items.

 

[Asel_M]

Granted, but the new TF2 items were rigged to explode and well.... exploded.

I wish to get the new COD7 Map Packs

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but your console explodes.

I wish for cake which is not a lie.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted (lie).

I wish for good bacon.

 

[Pokemon365]

Granted, but that bacon was AIRKID!

i wish for the blob to stop being defiant

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but I defy your wish.

I wish for 1.8 Update to come already.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for a portal gun that works, along with the boots.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but @GLaDOS ends up killing you.

I wish for the next corruption to not make sense.

 

[Pokemon365]

granted, but there was no wish to grant
i wish for the to be holding a computer

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but then smilies are disabled.

I wish for my last post to have a wish. (Granted )