Death Messages

Toiletprincess

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-Player- misused their Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace!
(Yes for Little Inferno referance)
-Player-
-Player- Went swimming with the fishes!
-Player- Couldn't hold their breath!
-Player- Went scuba diving!
-Player- Discovered Nessie!
-Player- Invited the LavaGod to tea
-Player- Was eaten by the Big Bad Wolf!

Hope you like them!!
 

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Death by Water

Player realised that they couldn't walk on water.
Player discovered that the fountain of youth was a lie.
Player attempted and failed to prank the WaterGod.
Player drowned when Magikarp used Splash!
Player was told water was safe, but noooo.
Player rediscovered the Titanic.

Death by Lava

Player was caught up in a disco inferno.
(buuurn baby buuurn)
Player forgot to invite the LavaGod to the party.
Player didn't know exploring the volcano was a bad idea.
Player thought that was one spicy fireball!
Player thought that it was a hot tub.
Player's house burned down.
 
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Toiletprincess

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These ideas wont stop D:
Death By Lava:
-Player- used Yol Toor Shul!
( Skyrim referance? )
-Player- Couldn't find the fire extinguisher!
-Player- Has turned into a pile of ash!
-Player- Couldn't find the emergency exit!

Death By Water:
-Player- Left the air conditioner on!
-Player- Left the bath on!
-Player- Couldn't cast underwater breathing in time!
-Player- Went iceskating and fell in!
-Player- Left their scuba gear at home!

Hope you don't get annoyed at my too many ideas :D
 
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Lava
-Player- tried to prove that the Lava God was weak!
-Player- dug straight down into the Lava!
-Player- forgot the asbestos armor when going into the Lava!
-Player- mistook the Lava for the Water!
-Player- tried to explore an active volcano!
-Player- fell into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator!
-Player- tried to take the Magma Stone from Stark Mountain!
-Player- got hit by Magmortar's Lava Plume! It's super effective! | -Player- forgot the fire resistance potion! | -Player- ate cake but realized that it was really Lava! | -Player- was baked into a cake! | -Player- did all that Lava Survival training for naught! | -Player- shouldn't have built their house out of wood!
Water
-Player- went scuba diving in the wrong temperature Water!
-Player- made eye contact with the Water Medusa!
-Player- was made into an ice sculpture by the Water!
-Player- tried to sneak into the Lava God's palace with the Water God!
-Player- didn't take swimming lessons before heading into the Water! | -Player- was hit by Samurott's Surf attack! It's super effective! | -Player- thought the Water was warm! | -Player- tried to drink Cold Water! | -Player- forgot the Respiration III helmet! | -Player- tried to make a garden to protect them from the Water! | -Player- ended up in a brick used to make an igloo! | -Player- was paralyzed! Wait, did I say paralyzed? I meant frozen. | -Player- shouldn't have dropped out of swimming lessons!
 
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Here's what I have so far, they're all lava death messages except for the last one. I'll probably add more soon:

[Player] thought they were lavaproof!
[Player] mocked the LavaGod!
[Player] owed the LavaGod money!
[Player] tastes like chicken!
[Player] was derping around too much to notice the lava!
[Player] was devoured by the LavaGod!
[Player] is now deep-fried and delicious!
[Player] is a dish best served cold!
 

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[player] fell out of the frying pan and into the fire!
[player] tried killing the lava with hugs!
[player] overdosed on chill pills!
[player] just remembered how to swim!
 

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lava: player got into a fight with charizard and lost
player got hit with a fireblast
player got hit with a flamethrower

water:
player got in a battle with blastoise and lost
player got hit with water gun
player got hit with a hydro pump
 

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Here are some more:

[Player] was distracted by something shiny and stumbled into lava!
[Player], do you smell something burning?
[Player] fell into the inferno!
[Player] felt the flames of fury!
[Player] was cooked to perfection!
[Player] is hot, hot, hot!
[Player] stumbled into the LavaGod's domain!
[Player] was scorched to death!
[Player] can't handle the heat!
[Player] is now a snow cone!
[Player] felt the full wrath of the LavaGod!
 

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[Player] was pulled in with the tide!
[Player] was dragged into the whirlpool!
[Player] wiped out!
[Player] tried icefishing!
[Player] didn't learn HM Surf!
[Player] was washed up!
[Player] was given a swirly by the WaterGod!
 

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[Player] looks alittle flustered!
[Player] needs to cool off!
[Player] took a dip in the dead sea!
[Player] discovered the Kraken!
[Player] went overboard!
[Player] followed the siren!
[Player] forgot to take off his hot pants!
[Player] found a cute little torchic!
[Player] decided to follow vaporeon!
[Player] fell out of their yellow submarine!
[Player] found out doggy paddle isn't good for swimming in the ocean!
[Player] couldn't find their fire extinguisher!

Edit by Kylieanna: This is not a necropost as it contributes to the thread and stays on topic.