Blocktopia TeamSpeak Quotes Thread

[OldAcctSnapFlash]

Right, so I'd thought I'd do this one because I haven't seen a whole lot of these type of posts lately, and they tend to lead into some really funny backstories, chats, parties, etc.

I'll start mine off with a slightly horrible (no pun intended) chat I had with Horrible this morning, I got a chuckle out of it, and I'm pretty sure he did too:

<08:17:59> "SnapFlash": man
<08:18:06> "Horrible": ?
<08:18:28> "SnapFlash": that moment when you switch to a channel, no-one talks no matter what, and then you feel really fucking awkward
<08:18:30> "SnapFlash": xD
<08:18:45> "Horrible": or that moment when you're masturbating
<08:18:53> "Horrible": and someone comes in and starts talking
<08:18:57> "SnapFlash": lol
<08:18:59> "SnapFlash": that too
<08:19:01> "SnapFlash": xD

Also, this is the first time I've probably tried to delve into the creativity while still not trying to do something wrong. If I am, give me a yap, I'm usually quite available, and sometimes I even answer crap from School.

And before you protest that he and I were in a private chat, he was saying this in the Work and Silence Room, so yeah. :)

Anyhoo, as always, let creativity reign! xD

 

[Love]

This will be full of Sploorky quotes by day's end.

 

[Agent2479]

obligatory:

<18:33:28> "!aleeyana": MY PENIS LOVES YOU

 

[Jayfeather]

<23:21:20> "[Tuna] Tuna111111": I FUCKED MY FOOD
<20:17:39> "Choclate_god": "he should put his ward in my bottom bush"

 

[Love]

Spoiler: Vati and Sploorky

<22:24:26> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": FUCK
<22:24:27> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": ME
<22:24:28> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": IN
<22:24:28> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": THE
<22:24:30> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": FUCKING
<22:24:31> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": BUTT
<22:24:33> "Sploorky": what's wrong
<22:24:33> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<22:24:42> "lovedaice": gladly
<22:24:42> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": JUST CLOSED GOOGLE CHROME
<22:24:47> "Sploorky": OH NO
<22:24:54> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": HAD 20 TABS OF ANIME ALL PRELOADED READY TO WATCH
<22:24:55> "Sploorky": YOUR 300 FUCKING TABS
<22:24:55> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": FUCK ME

<22:26:39> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": brbr
<22:26:44> "щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": reopening 20 tabs
<22:26:49> "Sploorky": I'll miss you sugar tits
<22:26:55> "Sploorky": that isn't weird is it
<22:27:16> "Sploorky": sugar tits: n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
<22:27:17> "Sploorky": hm

 

[Love]

SO KARAOKE NIGHT WAS TONIGHT.​

Sploorky​

​

<19:06:23> "Sploorky": OK​

<19:06:30> "Sploorky": DOING BARENAKED LADIES​

<19:06:33> "Sploorky": UH​

<19:06:35> "Fjm12": Um​

<19:06:37> "Sploorky": COULD HAVE WORDED THAT BETTER​

 

[cooliorules]

I love how Sploorky is already in most of these :')

Another Sploorky quote :D
<09:31:16> "Sploorky": IF YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOURSELVES

Everyone said to reword it. x3

EDIT: And another, from Wii :')
<09:46:39> "WiiGoGetter": Its either I got dick or I cheered too much in the vickings game
<09:46:43> "WiiGoGetter": UM
<09:46:44> "Sploorky": KARAOKE WAS A SUCCESSS
<09:46:44> "WiiGoGetter": UM
<09:46:46> "WiiGoGetter": UM
<09:46:47> "WiiGoGetter": UM
<09:46:49> "WiiGoGetter": FUCK
<09:46:49> "Sploorky": yeah
<09:46:51> "Sploorky": you got dick
<09:46:58> "WiiGoGetter": I MEANT SICK

 

[Vatowski]

<17:31:59> "[Trap Wolf | ಠnಠ] Trap Wolf | ಠnಠ" pokes you: omg, put in my mouth

Trap Wolf

 

[Trap_Wolf]

on my mouth

 

[Willchill]

"What is with the dirt?" Shanebat1

 

[Shanebat1]

"What is with the dirt?" Shanebat1

"What is with the dirt?" Willchill

 

[Jayfeather]

<18:52:55> "[Vatowski] щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": sorry brb walking DWAG
<18:53:03> "Jayfeather21": OK YOU KNOW WHAT
<18:53:06> "Jayfeather21": HAVE FUN WALKING YOUR DWAG
<18:53:15> "[Vatowski] щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": I SURE WILL
<18:53:20> "[Vatowski] щ(ಠエಠщ)|Vati180|Dr.Strange": HES A NICE DWAG

 

[Willchill]

"Did you ask?" - Shanebat1

 

[Shanebat1]

"Hey shane.. check out my kink chest. Its in the basement" Willchill

 

[Jolterino]

<21:53:03> "Homeworkfeather21": I'm back with my large pancake <21:53:07> "Homeworkfeather21": BACKPACK*

<02:15:19> "Celesdian": I like it big
Jayfeather21

 

[Jayfeather]

pancake confirmed for big

 

[Love]

Sploorky
"Blow them and shoot them. Like a prostitute."
"Don't quote me on that."

Shanebat1
"Gosh Sploorky, don't inflate the Florida stereotype any more"

Edit: This was said verbally so translation may not be 100% correct

 

[Mastersten]

meanwhile in the AoD lobby: "LET'S FIST HIM TO DEATH"

unknown female person: yesterday I shot a snake in the shed outside"
darkhender:" omg why would you do that, you could've catch it and let it go"
unknown female person:"catch it? You want me to fricking dance with it too? It's a poisonous snake"

natsubros quotes: "I cri every tim", "I'm on a pursuit of sadness", "last one is legal beagle"

 

[Ceres]

I will spoiler this because it is a tad rude...

Also, FlyHater

Spoiler

<21:14:20> "foxararma": So, what are you doing?
<21:14:43> "[FlyHater] FlyHater": Pondering life
<21:14:54> "[FlyHater] FlyHater": also my cum box

 

[OgroovysamO]

Spoiler

<00:43:32> "lovedaice": My idea of Heaven is Sam sitting naked with me.
<00:43:38> "lovedaice": o.o
<00:43:45> "[■ .■] onfire37": playing guitar?
<00:43:46> "OgroovysamO": Thats everyones idea of heaven
<00:43:56> "[■ .■] onfire37": like that time with the heli?
<00:43:59> "lovedaice": Ofc playing guitar
<00:44:14> "lovedaice": And we would be singing Blink-182
<00:44:18> "lovedaice": and Angels and Airwaves
<00:44:26> "lovedaice": and licking whipped cream off eachother
<00:44:28> "lovedaice": wut

 

[Mastersten]

Spoiler

<00:43:32> "lovedaice": My idea of Heaven is Sam sitting naked with me.
<00:43:38> "lovedaice": o.o
<00:43:45> "[■ .■] onfire37": playing guitar?
<00:43:46> "OgroovysamO": Thats everyones idea of heaven
<00:43:56> "[■ .■] onfire37": like that time with the heli?
<00:43:59> "lovedaice": Ofc playing guitar
<00:44:14> "lovedaice": And we would be singing Blink-182
<00:44:18> "lovedaice": and Angels and Airwaves
<00:44:26> "lovedaice": and licking whipped cream off eachother
<00:44:28> "lovedaice": wut

I don't wanna know what happens when you and lovedaice are alone in a Ts lobby xD

 

[OgroovysamO]

Spoiler

<00:43:32> "lovedaice": My idea of Heaven is Sam sitting naked with me.
<00:43:38> "lovedaice": o.o
<00:43:45> "[■ .■] onfire37": playing guitar?
<00:43:46> "OgroovysamO": Thats everyones idea of heaven
<00:43:56> "[■ .■] onfire37": like that time with the heli?
<00:43:59> "lovedaice": Ofc playing guitar
<00:44:14> "lovedaice": And we would be singing Blink-182
<00:44:18> "lovedaice": and Angels and Airwaves
<00:44:26> "lovedaice": and licking whipped cream off eachother
<00:44:28> "lovedaice": wut

I don't wanna know what happens when you and lovedaice are alone in a Ts lobby xD

Oh you KNOW you do

 

[Mastersten]

Spoiler

<00:43:32> "lovedaice": My idea of Heaven is Sam sitting naked with me.
<00:43:38> "lovedaice": o.o
<00:43:45> "[■ .■] onfire37": playing guitar?
<00:43:46> "OgroovysamO": Thats everyones idea of heaven
<00:43:56> "[■ .■] onfire37": like that time with the heli?
<00:43:59> "lovedaice": Ofc playing guitar
<00:44:14> "lovedaice": And we would be singing Blink-182
<00:44:18> "lovedaice": and Angels and Airwaves
<00:44:26> "lovedaice": and licking whipped cream off eachother
<00:44:28> "lovedaice": wut

I don't wanna know what happens when you and lovedaice are alone in a Ts lobby xD

Oh you KNOW you do

shhsss dont tell the others

 

[Jayfeather]

<07:51:07> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": 138975331WATER
<07:51:16> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:16> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:16> "[Tuna] calculus 2una": err
<07:51:17> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:17> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:17> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:17> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:18> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": a
<07:51:20> "[BrickWolf] BrickWolf": God not again

 

[Jivvi]

Edgar Harford: I think Malcovent's gone AFK
Jivvi: Isn't Malco always AFK?
Edgar_Harford: I don't think Malco's even not AFK

<19:33:20> "Malcovent": wat
<19:35:25> "Malcovent": Malcovent is never afk.
<19:35:28> "Malcovent": fools.